Americans Spend Day Honoring Fallen Heroes by Desecrating Flag
WINOOSKI – Vermonters joined the millions of Americans today in a disrespectful and shameful celebration of those who gave their lives defending the freedoms that […]
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Vermonters Able to Set Aside Differences to Focus on Important Issues
WINOOSKI – As the U.S. saw two school shootings in one day and some Vermonters vocally protested new gun laws recently signed by Governor Phil […]
Vermonters Agree, World Was Less Complicated When They Were Younger and Stupider
WINOOSKI – A new survey of Vermonters has shown that the majority of residents believe the world was far less complicated back when they didn’t […]
Vermont Satire Writers Run Out of Ideas, Start Repeating Jokes
WINOOSKI – Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski hit a new low yesterday when it ran an article that was an almost identical copy of […]
Man Accidentally Wears Greenest Shirt A Day Early
WINOOSKI – Trevor Walsh of Winooski, VT was horrified on Saturday morning when he woke up and saw his best green t-shirt sitting in the […]
God Participates in National School Walkout Day
WINOOSKI – In a major blow to the gun lobby, the NRA, and congressional Republicans, God has come out in support of increased gun legislation […]
Vermonters Sue, Say Texting While Driving Laws Violate 1st Amendment Rights
WINOOSKI – Several Vermont cell phone owners are reacting negatively to traffic tickets received for texting while driving, saying that any restrictions on mobile devices […]
Satire Writers Forced To Scrap Article After Discovering The Thing Really Happened
WINOOSKI – Writers for the local Vermont satirical news site The Winooski are finding it harder and harder to do their jobs, they say, because they […]
Scientists Find When Cows Drink Maple Syrup The Flavor Carries Over Into Their Milk
WINOOSKI – A team of agricultural scientists in Vermont has made a startling discovery this week. They found that dairy cows, when fed enough maple […]
Vermont Closed Today Due to Sickness
WINOOSKI – The entire state of Vermont is closed today, due to the fact that all of its citizens have taken ill. Between colds, the […]