Month: September 2017
Shorts and Parkas – Vermont Leads the Fashion World This Fall
WINOOSKI – While New York, Paris, and Milan have traditionally been the trendsetting centers of the fashion world, this fall the top designers and models […]
Alan Fletcher, South Canadian Secretary of the Treasury, Creates Dirt-Based Currency
SOUTH CANADA – Alan Fletcher, the former town clerk and treasurer of Richford, VT before it seceded and became known as South Canada, has been […]
Vermont Sends 40,000 Letters to School Children Asking for 6% Allowance Tax
MONTPELIER – The State of Vermont is doubling down on its aggressive new tax policies. After sending a letter this week to 20,000 Vermonters informing […]
UVM to Provide Hi-Tech Shades for Short-Sighted President
BURLINGTON – According to leaked classified documents, the University of Vermont Medical Center may be announcing a collaboration between its Department of Ophthalmology and The […]
Department of Homeland Security Enlists Aid of Vermont Newspapers to Build Mexican Paywall
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Several Vermont newspapers have been asked this week to assist the Department of Homeland Security in the construction of the border wall […]
On Labor Day Thousands of Vermonters Join Congress in Not Doing Any Work
WINOOSKI – On Monday, hundreds of thousands of Vermonters will follow the example that the federal government has set for much of recent history and […]
Syrup & Cows #013 – 9/3/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Police Ask For Help Identifying Zucchini Bandit
STOWE – Vermont State Police have asked for help from the public to identify a female suspect known only as “The Zucchini Bandit.” The suspect […]
Quebec Files For Sole Custody of Vermont
MONTREAL – Canada and the United States are back in court again this week as Quebec seeks to revise the current custody agreement concerning the […]