Entire Nation of South Canada Without Power After Storm
SOUTH CANADA – After a devastating weekend windstorm swept through the northeastern quadrant of North America, the tiny nation of South Canada has been left […]
Month: October 2017
Local Cows Fight to Raise Wages and End Tipping
WOODSTOCK – Following the lead of other Vermont cow activists, Babs the cow of Woodstock, VT is leading the charge in the fight to raise […]
Syrup & Cows #021 – 10/29/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Smuggler’s Notch Sirens Lure Another Truck to Its Death
CAMBRIDGE – Another tractor-trailer has been lured to its doom by the dangerous creatures who lurk in and around Smuggler’s Notch. The sirens use their […]
Vermont Moves to Deregulate Highways
WATERBURY – In a move to woo the support of the state’s libertarians and teenage drivers, VT. Secretary of Transportation has announced the deregulation of Vermont’s […]
Local Restaurant Receives Grammar Citation
PLATTSBURGH, NY – The Chat & Chew, a local eatery famous for its Groundhog Gravy & Bite-em Biscuits, has just received a warning from the New […]
Police Warn of Halloween Candy Laced With Dangerous Life-Saving Vaccines
WILLISTON – In another blow to the purity of that most simple of childhood pleasures, Vermont State Police are warning parents about the possibility of […]
The Winooski Nominated For Pulitzer By Canadian Fake News Site
WINOOSKI – Local satire news site The Winooski, which you are currently reading, has been nominated for a fake Pulitzer Prize by Canadian satire site FauxNews Today. […]
Open Mic Comedy Night Ruined When Deer Freezes in Spotlight
BURLINGTON – Patrons of Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington weren’t laughing on Wednesday evening as the open mic comedy show had to be suspended after one […]
Syrup & Cows #020 – 10/22/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.