In Least Haunted State, Vermont Businesses Try to Lure Out-of-State Ghosts
WINOOSKI – A 2016 study by Statistic Brain puts the annual death rate for the state of Vermont at 741 per 100,000 people, well below […]
Month: October 2017
Londonderry Select Board Votes to Disband
LONDONDERRY – In a decision made seemingly out of spite, the Select Board in the southern Vermont town of Londonderry has voted to disband, rather […]
South Canada Settles on a National Anthem
SOUTH CANADA – As a debate rages across the United States regarding the American national anthem, their tiny new neighbor to the north has finally […]
As Parent Weekends End, Students Finally Bring Their Bongs Out of Hiding
MIDDLEBURY – The close of Middlebury College’s Fall Family Weekend on Sunday marks the end of Vermont’s many fall semester parent visitation celebrations, leaving students […]
Only Decent Man On the Internet Finds it Hard to Believe that All Women Have Been Harassed
SWANTON – Chris Virtue has had a rough week. After hundreds of thousands of reports of women being sexually harassed or assaulted began flooding the […]
State Officials to Begin Conducting all Official Business Via Private E-mail Accounts
MONTPELIER – In a blow to Vermont transparency laws, state Attorney General T.J. Donovan has directed all government employees to begin using their personal e-mail […]
Syrup & Cows #019 – 10/15/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
South Canadian Tourism Booming as Vermonters Seek Out Foliage
SOUTH CANADA – Economic concern about the fledgling nation of South Canada seems to have been unfounded, as their tourism industry is reporting record numbers […]
DNA Results Save Dog From Deportation
HINESBURG – A five-year old psychotherapy dog from Louisiana was spared the ignominy of deportation to a dog-rescue shelter in Vermont on Tuesday, when DNA […]
STUDY: Men Without Daughters Less Able to Understand Basic Human Decency
BURLINGTON – According to a study released this week by the Sanders Institute in Burlington, VT, men without daughters are far less likely to exhibit […]