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Month: October 2017

Karen Pence Still Stuck in Car as Husband Struggles to Find Protest

October 11, 2017 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Indiana school teacher Karen Pence has been sitting in her rental car at Burlington International Airport (BTV) for two days now, waiting for […]

Tragedy at “Bark n Snooze” Spurs Gun Control Debate

October 10, 2017 The Winooski 0

HARRISON, NY – Following the tragedy at “Bark n Snooze,” a posh pet day spa in an upscale suburb of New York City, politicians are […]

Vermont Cows Demand Royalties From Woody Jackson Art Sales

October 9, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont cows, who recently made news headlines with their state-wide protest to boycott ice cream to call attention to hazardous milking machines, have […]

Syrup & Cows #018 – 10/8/17

October 8, 2017 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Burlington Cyclists Finally Overtake Drivers as Biggest Jerks On Road

October 7, 2017 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Ever since Karl Benz drove the first automobile onto the roads in 1885, car drivers have been the biggest jackasses on wheels. But […]

U.S. Completes Border Wall Around South Canada, South Canada Pays For It

October 6, 2017 The Winooski 2

SOUTH CANADA – In an unusually quick turnaround for such a project, the U.S. has approved and completed a wall along the full length of […]

Vermont Foliage Union Votes to Strike, Leaves Will Remain Green For Foreseeable Future

October 5, 2017 The Winooski 0

CRAFTSBURY – Negotiations between Vermont’s leaves and the humans that love them came to a halt Wednesday evening with no deal in sight. The maples, […]

Politicians Make Political Statement Asking Not to Politicize Latest Tragedy

October 4, 2017 The Winooski 5

MONTPELIER – A group of Vermont politicians, political lobbyists, and political activists have joined together in releasing a highly politicized press statement asking people who […]

Jason Corliss Wins 55th Vermont Milk Bowl, Becomes Governor

October 3, 2017 The Winooski 0

BARRE – Tensions were high on Sunday afternoon at the Thunder Road race track in Barre, as racers competed to win the governorship of Vermont. […]

Vermont Cows Now Protesting State-Wide

October 2, 2017 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – What began as a protest and lobby by local cows singling out Ben & Jerry’s ice cream for a boycott to call attention […]

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