Karen Pence Still Stuck in Car as Husband Struggles to Find Protest
BURLINGTON – Indiana school teacher Karen Pence has been sitting in her rental car at Burlington International Airport (BTV) for two days now, waiting for […]
Month: October 2017
Tragedy at “Bark n Snooze” Spurs Gun Control Debate
HARRISON, NY – Following the tragedy at “Bark n Snooze,” a posh pet day spa in an upscale suburb of New York City, politicians are […]
Vermont Cows Demand Royalties From Woody Jackson Art Sales
MONTPELIER – Vermont cows, who recently made news headlines with their state-wide protest to boycott ice cream to call attention to hazardous milking machines, have […]
Syrup & Cows #018 – 10/8/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Burlington Cyclists Finally Overtake Drivers as Biggest Jerks On Road
BURLINGTON – Ever since Karl Benz drove the first automobile onto the roads in 1885, car drivers have been the biggest jackasses on wheels. But […]
U.S. Completes Border Wall Around South Canada, South Canada Pays For It
SOUTH CANADA – In an unusually quick turnaround for such a project, the U.S. has approved and completed a wall along the full length of […]
Vermont Foliage Union Votes to Strike, Leaves Will Remain Green For Foreseeable Future
CRAFTSBURY – Negotiations between Vermont’s leaves and the humans that love them came to a halt Wednesday evening with no deal in sight. The maples, […]
Politicians Make Political Statement Asking Not to Politicize Latest Tragedy
MONTPELIER – A group of Vermont politicians, political lobbyists, and political activists have joined together in releasing a highly politicized press statement asking people who […]
Jason Corliss Wins 55th Vermont Milk Bowl, Becomes Governor
BARRE – Tensions were high on Sunday afternoon at the Thunder Road race track in Barre, as racers competed to win the governorship of Vermont. […]
Vermont Cows Now Protesting State-Wide
WINOOSKI – What began as a protest and lobby by local cows singling out Ben & Jerry’s ice cream for a boycott to call attention […]