Syrup & Cows #037 – 2/18/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Month: February 2018
Vermont Students to Join National Day of Protest on March 2, 14, April 20, May 1, 7-31, and June 4-15
VERMONT – As the nation still reels from the school shooting in Florida, and Vermont comes to grips with the shooting that almost was, high […]
BTV Becomes Jonesville International Airport After Burlington is Outbid on Naming Rights
SOUTH BURLINGTON – It was already confusing to some residents that the Burlington International Airport (BTV) was located in the city of South Burlington, but […]
Satire Writers Forced To Scrap Article After Discovering The Thing Really Happened
WINOOSKI – Writers for the local Vermont satirical news site The Winooski are finding it harder and harder to do their jobs, they say, because they […]
Politicians Make Political Statement Asking Not to Politicize Latest Tragedy
MONTPELIER – A group of Vermont politicians, political lobbyists, and political activists have joined together with Florida Senator Marco Rubio in releasing a highly politicized press statement […]
Tinder Teams with Catholic Church for Ash Wednesday Valentine’s Mixer
BURLINGTON – Popular hook-up app Tinder and the Roman Catholic Diocese of Burlington have joined forces this year to create a dating mass for February […]
Londonderry Man Breaks 3rd Grader’s Recorder in Half as “Favor to the Community”
LONDONDERRY – Restaurant owner Ed Brown is at it again. Brown landed in legal trouble last fall after painting over a student-designed mural that sat […]
Scientists Find When Cows Drink Maple Syrup The Flavor Carries Over Into Their Milk
WINOOSKI – A team of agricultural scientists in Vermont has made a startling discovery this week. They found that dairy cows, when fed enough maple […]
Syrup & Cows #036 – 2/11/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
L.L. Bean No Longer Accepting Returns of Walmart Items With “L.L. Bean” Written on Them in Sharpie
BURLINGTON – In a huge policy shift this week, L.L. Bean has announced that they will no longer refund any money to customers who bring […]