Trump Administration Issues Deportation Order for Von Trapp Family
STOWE – After what officials are calling a “thorough citizenship examination” of the prominent Von Trapp family who emigrated to Vermont after fleeing the Nazis […]
University of South Canada Grants Honorary Doctorates to All Citizens
SOUTH CANADA – In an unusual move, the country of South Canada’s only higher learning institution, The University of South Canada (USC) has granted honorary […]
“Everything is Fine” Says Man with No Internet Access
CHESTER – A man with no cell phone and no internet access of any kind, Oscar Stritch of Chester, VT, is reporting that everything is […]
VT Supreme Court Rules Racism “Is Fine”
MONTPELIER – Vermont’s highest court ruled this week that racism is “fine,” and not in conflict with the Constitution of the United States or the […]
Larry David to Run for Bernie Sanders’ Senate Seat
BROOKLYN – In a move that experts are calling “pretty, pretty, pretty good,” Brooklynite comedian Larry David has announced his bid for the Vermont senate […]
Gov. Scott Passes Budget, Glares at It, Keeps Walking
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott passed the state budget sitting on his desk yesterday, glanced over at it, made what witnesses are calling an […]
Syrup & Cows #055 – 6/24/18
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Five Sisters Neighborhood to Be Replaced by “New Sisters” Apartments
BURLINGTON – A recent Burlington Community and Economic Development Office (CEDO) white paper calls for razing the Five Sisters neighborhood in Burlington’s south end and replacing […]
Middlebury Student Marries Student Loans – “I Just Know We’ll Be Together Forever”
MIDDLEBURY – In an unusual ceremony attended by friends, family, and collection agencies, Middlebury graduate Amanda Knope was legally married to her student loans after […]
Colchester Causeway Renovated into Vermont’s First Monster Truck Path
COLCHESTER – After several months of closure and subsequent reconstruction, the Colchester Causeway is back, bigger and better than ever before. Officials are stoked to announce […]