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Month: June 2018

Syrup & Cows #053 – 6/10/18

June 10, 2018 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Officials Warn Kayakers Against Riding on the Handlebars

June 9, 2018 The Winooski 0

WEST CHARLESTON – As summer kicks into high gear in Vermont, with temperatures approaching 70 degrees this weekend, officials are taking the opportunity to remind […]

Half Pint Farm To Supply Local Pineapples to Carburs Restaurant in Burlington

June 8, 2018 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – In an exciting new partnership that has many locals watering at the mouth, Half Pint Farm has agreed to begin supplying locally grown […]

Gov. Scott Signs Order, Requires Construction Sites to Dig With Teaspoons

June 7, 2018 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – To mitigate the need for a carbon tax and to create jobs, Governor Scott signed an executive order mandating construction sites to dig with […]

Entire State of Vermont Added to California Primary Ballot in Printing Error

June 6, 2018 The Winooski 2

SACRAMENTO, CA – In a devastating printing error, the names of every registered voter in the state of Vermont were added to the rolls in […]

Calves Looking Forward to Counting Humans on Road Trip, Yelling “Moo” at Them

June 5, 2018 The Winooski 4

NORTH FERRISBURGH – When Mr. & Mrs. Lavache told their two young calves that they would be travelling this summer to visit relatives out of […]

Retiring Teacher Will Most Miss Hearing About Fortnite

June 4, 2018 The Winooski 1

NORWICH – Mrs. Lehrer has taught 4th grade for 34 years at Marion Cross School in Norwich, VT, and as she prepares for her last […]

Syrup & Cows #052 – 6/3/18

June 3, 2018 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Air Force Proposes Alternative Missions for Vermont Air National Guard

June 2, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – For years now, despite strong local opposition to the plan, the Air Force has claimed that there is no other mission for […]

Vermont Residents Are Offering $20,000 to People Willing to Stay Out of State

June 1, 2018 The Winooski 4

POWNAL – Some Vermont residents are responding to a new bill signed by Governor Scott this week that will give $10,000 to any out-of-state workers […]

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