Vermont Air Guard to Become Vermont Space Force
SOUTH BURLINGTON – President Trump, responding to criticism from Vermonters regarding the plan to base F-35 jets in South Burlington, has announced a new mission […]
Month: June 2018
STUDY: Women’s Heist Films Receive 73% of Cast Compared to Men’s Heist Films
MONTPELIER – A new study released by independent Vermont think tank Ethan Allen Institute revealed that, on average, women’s heist films are receiving only up […]
Nazis Leaving America for Canada, Declare “Mission Accomplished”
SWANTON – U.S. customs officials are reporting an unusually large number of self-identifying Nazis crossing the border into Canada in recent weeks. When asked about […]
Syrup & Cows #054 – 6/17/18
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Vermonters Mistake News Headlines For Satire Articles
RICHMOND – An embarrassing moment happened in Richmond, VT over dinner on Friday night, when Helen Noh mistakenly made light of a serious issue believing […]
Burlington Teachers Vote to Strike on Last Day of School
BURLINGTON – With less than four hours to go until the end of the school year, Burlington teachers have voted to resume their strike that […]
IHOP Reveals “B” In New IHOB Name Stands For “Bad Idea”
SOUTH BURLINGTON – The International House of Pancakes, known as “IHOP” for short, has temporarily changed its name to “IHOB” and will modify signage in […]
U.S. Woos South Canada as Potential Trading Partner to Replace Actual Canada
SOUTH CANADA – US President Donald Trump met this week with South Canadian President Charlene “Skunk” Bedard to discuss a potential economic partnership between the […]
Coming to the Shelburne Museum: Spin Doctors & the Vermont Gregorian Chant Schola
SHELBURNE – This July, the Shelburne Museum is hosting a combined performance from alternative rock group Guster and the Vermont Symphony Orchestra, the first in its […]
Angry Vermonters Demand $10,000 to Stay in the State
MONTPELIER – A group of Vermont residents gathered this weekend on the statehouse lawn to demand a cash settlement in exchange for not moving out […]