Syrup & Cows #150 – 4/19/20 – Zoom Class
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Month: April 2020
The State of the City of Burlington 2025
BURLINGTON – Yesterday, Mayor Sanders issued an upbeat report on the state of the city. After five years the Great Pandemic seems to be over. […]
Trump Delays Cash Stimulus Payments So He Can Put His Face on the Bills
WASHINGTON – Amid controversies surrounding Temporary President Trump’s decision to delay stimulus checks so that he could have his name printed on them, the National […]
Vermont Announces Permanent Move to Virtual Government
MONTPELIER – Citing the success of having state employees work from home, the Scott administration says the program will continue indefinitely. All state workers will […]
Vermont Solves Prison Over-Crowding Issue
SAINT ALBANS – Officials in Vermont are confirming that they will no longer need to ship prisoners out of state after a new solution has […]
Vermont’s High School Seniors No Longer Upset About Losing Graduation After Seeing Old Pictures of Their Parents’ Friends
WINOOSKI – After Governor Phil Scott announced that Vermont’s schools would remain closed for the remainder of the school year, there was a sense of […]
Cases of Internet Hypnosis Soar in Vermont
BURLINGTON – Thousands of homebound Vermonters are complaining of sore eyes, lack of rest and frustration with internet postings like this one. The director of […]
Syrup & Cows #149 – 4/12/20 – Easter Trick
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Thousands of Stay-At-Home Workers Are Discovering They Are Married
WINOOSKI – Forced by the corona virus pandemic to stay in their houses and work from home, thousands of American workers are now discovering that […]
Tax Dept: If You’re Here During Mud Season, You’re a Vermonter
MONTPELIER – Second homeowners taking refuge from COVID-19 are likely to trigger a surge in tax receipts next year thanks to a little-noticed provision in […]