In Solidarity with Bernie, Joe Biden Suspends Presidential Campaign
WASHINGTON – In a surprising move of support for his fellow candidate, Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden has suspended his campaign after saying that continuing […]
Month: April 2020
Burlington Police Passing Out “Essential Person” Wristbands
BURLINGTON – In an effort to differentiate between those who are not in violation of essential activity in the Queen City, police are issuing blue […]
Citing Declining Ratings, Loss of Star, Netflix Cancels Brexit, Leaving Cliffhanger Ending Incomplete
LONDON – There has never been a more ambitious reality television project perhaps than Brexit, Netflix’s real-time, real-life documentary that asked viewers in the United […]
“Bosom Buddy” Bra Mask Sales Soar
FAIR HAVEN – Facial mask maker Victoria Segreta, of the Fair Haven Recycler Company, is reporting a 3,000% jump in sales since her firm retooled […]
Syrup & Cows #148 – 4/5/20 – Parent/Teacher Conferences
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Trump Strongly Considering Sentencing Mike Flynn to Shaking Hands with Members of the Administration
WASHINGTON – After a sentencing delay due to the Coronavirus pandemic, former national security adviser Michael Flynn’s fate is currently in limbo. Flynn is hoping […]
Style: Vermont’s Newest Hair Trend is Head Shaving
COLCHESTER – Lack of hair dressers has Vermonters shaving their heads bald, according to new reports coming in from Instagram and Snapchat. At the Saint […]
Release: The Winooski Lays Off Only Employee
WINOOSKI – Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski has been forced to lay off its only employee. Media organizations across the state have been […]