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Month: November 2020

Syrup & Cows #182 – 11/29/20 – Letter of the Law

November 29, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Vermont Bartenders Get Creative with Pandemic Drinks

November 23, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Creative mixologists have created such alcoholic treats as “The COVID Closure”, “Pandemic Beater”, “ Nasal Tester”, “Runny Noser” and “Masked Martini” in the […]

Syrup & Cows #181 – 11/22/20 – South of the Border

November 22, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Giuliani Now In Charge of All Election Lawsuits

November 16, 2020 The Winooski 0

DETROIT – Now that Rudolph Giuliani is fully in charge of the Trump Post-Election Democracy Destabilization Campaign, he and Temporary President Trump held a press […]

Syrup & Cows #180 – 11/15/20 – Santa 2020

November 15, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Lake Champlain Renamed After Complaints from Abenaki Natives

November 9, 2020 The Winooski 3

WINOOSKI – After protests by local Abenaki natives, both Vermont and New York have agreed to rename Lake Champlain, erasing the stain of white supremacy […]

Syrup & Cows #179 – 11/8/20 – Not So Bad

November 8, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Trump Confused and Furious That None of His Supporters Voted By Mail

November 6, 2020 The Winooski 1

WASHINGTON – Temporary President Donald Trump has taken to Twitter to rage against his supporters for not voting by mail. As mail-in ballots are counted, […]

Trump Asks Supporters to Stop Dying Until After They Vote For Him

November 2, 2020 The Winooski 1

WASHINGTON – In a massive departure from his usual rhetoric, Temporary President Trump has shown some concern for human life and asked Republican voters to […]

Syrup & Cows #178 – 11/1/20 – All Tricks

November 1, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

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