Lone Commenter Unable to Convince Internet That Satire Article is Not Real
WINOOSKI – Despite his best efforts, lone internet commenter Steve M. was unable to convince any of the other commenters that the satire post they […]
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Syrup & Cows #135 – 1/5/20 – Dude…
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ICE Deports Several Robot Milking Machines Back to Cybertron
GLOVER – Immigration Customs and Enforcement (ICE) agents have raided a farm in Glover, VT after receiving an anonymous tip that illegal aliens were being […]
Vermont Sends Gift Basket to Iran, Asks to Be Left Out of Revenge Plans
MONTPELIER – The state of Vermont has sent a basket of fruit and cheese to the leaders of Iran, with a note explaining that their […]
Dog Spends Entire Life Preparing For Home Invasion That Never Comes
ELMORE – Although it never actually happened, Moose the rottweiler spent most of his waking life on the alert for a home invasion, despite his […]
Vermont Lowers Incentive to Move to State, Hopes to Attract Less Discerning Residents
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott took some heat from residents after offering out-of-staters $10,000 to move to the state, but in 2020 the prize […]
2019: A Look Back at Vermont’s Most Recent Year Ever
Is there anything that one might want to recall about the year that is, was, and has been 2019? Why look to the past when […]
Vermont DMV Cuts Costs By Replacing Staff With Uber Drivers
MONTPELIER – If you’re going to take your driver’s test in Vermont in 2020, the person grading you will probably be an Uber driver after […]
Syrup & Cows #134 – 12/29/19 – Resolved
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Vermonter Launches New App to Find Single Mittens in Your Area
ESSEX JUNCTION – If you’ve spent precious getting-out-the-door time looking for the other mitten or glove to go with the one in your hand, don’t […]