Winooski Wins National “Nailed It” Christmas Tree Competition
WINOOSKI – The city of Winooski, VT has won a national Christmas tree decorating competition put on by the creators of “Nailed It.” “Nailed It” […]
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Locals Excited to Check Out Neighbors’ Recycling Bins to See What They Got for Christmas
BURLINGTON – As another Christmas season wound down eleven days too early, many Burlington residents were out on the streets this morning, checking out all […]
America Spends Day Trying to Be More Like Christ Financially
WINOOSKI – In a nation that has firm boundaries on the separation between church and state, most of America spent December trying to become as […]
St. Albans Prepares For “Vermont’s Top Pit” Competition
ST. ALBANS – Look out Newport and Burlington! There’s a new contender for this year’s “Vermont’s Top Pit” competition. The city of St. Albans has […]
In Recent Poll, “Sugar on Snow” More Popular Than “Manure on Snow”
EAST HAVEN – Thanks to new exemptions for farmers, Vermonters are being treated to a new kind of wintry confection. “Manure on Snow” is being […]
Syrup & Cows #133 – 12/22/19 – Vote You Must
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Local Girl Determined to Finish Halloween Candy Before Christmas
BURKE – Nine year old Candice Torr hit almost every house in Burke on October 1st, despite the bad weather. Now she is struggling to […]
War on Christmas! Many Church Employees Forced to Work Religious Holidays
STOWE – In a serious blow to religious freedom, reports are coming in that many Christian leaders are being forced to work on their holiest […]
Pelosi Plans to Hold On to Articles of Impeachment Until Retirement or Death of Mitch McConnell
WASHINGTON – Temporary President (TP) Donald Trump was impeached by the House of Representatives yesterday, becoming only the third person in US history to attain […]
35 Year Dept. Vet Who “Can’t Get The Googles To Work” Appointed Acting Burlington Police Chief
BURLINGTON – With the resignation of seventeen more acting police chiefs over the past few days, the job of overseeing Burlington’s law enforcement has fallen […]