Majority of Vermont Rezoned as Retirement Community
MONTPELIER – After much research and deliberation, the Vermont state government has agreed to rezone most of the state as a retirement community. With the […]
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Protesters Chain Themselves To the Homeless in Burlington’s City Hall Park
BURLINGTON – The latest move in an escalating series of protests came yesterday afternoon when members of “Keep the Park Green” chained themselves to several […]
Nation Fights to Conserve Freedom Resources Over Holiday Weekend
WINOOSKI – Vermont is one of almost forty states being asked to conserve its freedom this holiday weekend. With such an important resource being squandered […]
VT Farmers Concerned About Ban on Single-Use Plastic Bags
FLETCHER – With the upcoming ban on single-use plastic bags, many Vermont farmers are worried about how that will affect their operations, specifically in the […]
Colchester to Rebrand as “Newer, Norther End”
COLCHESTER – The town of Colchester has given up on trying to step out of the shadow of Burlington and will embrace its suburb qualities […]
Family in Turmoil After Tragic Holiday Barbecue Scheduling
WEATHERSFIELD – A family in southern Vermont is being torn apart this week over a potentially insensitive celebration invitation. Dick Johnson, of Weathersfield, VT, invited […]
Syrup & Cows #108 – 6/30/19 – Extra Large
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Struck Down Bernie Sanders Actually More Powerful Than We Can Possibly Imagine
MIAMI – Possible Democrat Bernie Sanders took the stage last night at the second of two primary debates, despite being struck down almost three years […]
Vermont to Introduce Water-Based Internet Access
PANTON – The state of Vermont has announced a new plan to provide internet access to all residents via a new water-based internet technology. Using […]
South Canadians Join Allied Forces As Troops Liberate Texas Concentration Camps
TEXAS – In a surprise move by allied forces, troops have landed on the shores of Texas in a massive amphibious military assault, breaking through […]