Visiting Witches Disappointed by Brewery Tour
BURLINGTON – A coven of witches from Columbus, IN has expressed disappointment over their tour of Burlington’s breweries in a Facebook post that has since […]
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South Canada Signs Trade Pact with Saint Pierre and Miquelon
SOUTH CANADA – As tensions ramp up in the previously peaceful region of northern North America, the tiny nation of South Canada is moving to […]
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson beats out Ethan “Scissors” Sonneborn in VT Democratic Primary, Loses to Christine “Papers” Hallquist
MONTPELIER – History has been made in Vermont, as Christine “Papers” Hallquist beat out several other challengers to become the first transgender person to win […]
Progressives Stage Massive Write-In Campaign
MONTPELIER – In a strategic move that some are calling brilliant, while others are scratching their heads over, the Progressive party in Vermont has chosen […]
Political Signs in Medians May Contain Clues to a Hidden Treasure
BURLINGTON – As election day descends upon Vermont like a swarm of progressive, grass-fed locusts, residents are sure to notice the increase in campaign signage […]
Syrup & Cows #61 – 8/12/18 – Godzilla vs. Champ
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Phil Scott Drops Out of Governor Race, Endorses Ethan Sonneborn
MONTPELIER – In a shocking move that surprised even his inner circle, Vermont Governor Phil Scott has dropped out of the gubernatorial race and has […]
State Government Loses Internet, Accidentally Gets Things Done
MONTPELIER – All of Vermont’s state government went without internet access yesterday after a fiber optic cable was accidentally severed, eliminating access to all state […]
Black Bear to Run Against Gov. Scott in Primary
WARREN – A black bear by the name of Teeth Grrrrn has emerged to challenge Vermont Governor Phil Scott as a late entry in the […]
Working Vermont Parents Struggling With Summer Childcare Options Turn to ICE for Help
WILLISTON – Childcare in Vermont has long been a struggle for families with two working parents, especially in the summer months when schools are out […]