Vermonters More Open to F-35 Program After Finding Out Planes Don’t Actually Fly
SOUTH BURLINGTON – The plan to base military F-35 jets in Chittenden County has faced strong opposition from nearly every quarter, except from those involved […]
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Local Man Accidentally Dances Like No One is Watching In Front of Large Crowd
SOUTH BURLINGTON – “Oh God, look at Dan!” “What is Dan doing?” “You guys have to see this!” Within minutes the entire room of wedding […]
Burlington Considers Moving Ice Art Due to Lack of Diversity
BURLINGTON – If you were in Burlington recently you may have seen the latest piece of protest art created by Brazilian artist Néle Azevedo. The […]
Burlington Newspaper Seven Days Downsizing, Rebranding as “Five and a Half Days”
BURLINGTON – Citing rising print costs and a slow-down in advertising revenue, local Vermont newspaper Seven Days has reduced its coverage and will be re-branding for […]
Vermont Residents Accused of Cat-Calling Sunset
SOUTH BURLINGTON – Authorities in South Burlington are stepping up efforts to reduce cat-calling after complaints from the sunset that several people made unwanted remarks […]
Costco Employees Fired After Mistakenly Putting Out Halloween Display in October
COLCHESTER – Two Costco employees were fired today after accidentally putting out a display of Halloween-themed items over the weekend. The display included costumes, candy, […]
Burlington Parking Officer Waits on Corner to Ticket Drivers Before They Leave Their Vehicles
BURLINGTON – It’s not always a popular job, but writing parking tickets is an important one, according to traffic officer Hugh Jasshat. Jasshat prides himself […]
VT Department of Corrections Announces New Plan To Transfer Out-of-State Prisoners to Azkaban
WILLISTON – After an official inquiry by the Joint Legislative Justice Oversight Committee regarding treatment and transfer of out-of-state prisoners, Vermont’s Department of Corrections has announced […]
UVM Fraternity Goes Bankrupt After Throwing Kegger with Foam Microbrew
BURLINGTON – UVM fraternity Iota Rho Alpha’s latest rager has forced them to file bankruptcy, sources report. While other frat houses fill their kegs with cheap […]
OPINION: Burlington High School Has a Problem With [REDACTED]
Hi, my name is [REDACTED] and I am a [REDACTED] at Burlington High School. You may have read recently that our school is having a […]