Local Satire Site Completely Sells Out
WINOOSKI – Vermont satire site The Winooski has announced that it has sold its soul to new corporate overlords at VTDigger.org and will now provide content […]
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Local Parents Publicly Shout Lies to Their Children
BURLINGTON – A group of local parents spent Saturday morning at a public park shouting lies to their children in front of a crowd of […]
Liberals Burn Their Ice Cream After Ben & Jerry’s Releases Mike Pence-Themed Flavor
SOUTH BURLINGTON – Ben and Jerry’s, considered by many to be a left-leaning company, has released a new ice cream flavor bearing the name and […]
Champlain Valley Fair Applies to Be an Official Magnet School
ESSEX JUNCTION – After years of lower attendance caused by school schedules that have crept further and further back into August, the Champlain Valley Fair […]
Task Force Proposes Moving Church Street to “Whiter Area of Burlington”
BURLINGTON – A task force commissioned by the city of Burlington to give recommendations on the controversial Church Street mural has come up with what […]
Trump Bombs F-35s for Vermont Air National Guard
WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump announced today that he has cancelled the F-35 deployment to the Vermont Air National Guard. According to our sources, Trump […]
Visiting Witches Disappointed by Brewery Tour
BURLINGTON – A coven of witches from Columbus, IN has expressed disappointment over their tour of Burlington’s breweries in a Facebook post that has since […]
Political Signs in Medians May Contain Clues to a Hidden Treasure
BURLINGTON – As election day descends upon Vermont like a swarm of progressive, grass-fed locusts, residents are sure to notice the increase in campaign signage […]
Working Vermont Parents Struggling With Summer Childcare Options Turn to ICE for Help
WILLISTON – Childcare in Vermont has long been a struggle for families with two working parents, especially in the summer months when schools are out […]
Vermont Reports July 2018 as Best Month in Recorded History for Growing Pineapples
BURLINGTON – July has officially ended, and the National Weather Service is reporting excellent news for Vermont’s pineapple farmers. According to recently released data, the […]