Vermonters Complain Apocalyptic Thor: Ragnarok is “Too Realistic”
WILLISTON – As Marvel Studios’ latest film races to the top of the box office this weekend, many local movie-goers are complaining that the film […]
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Costco Banned From Selling Gas, Fills New Pumps With Maple Syrup
COLCHESTER – After years of negotiations and major construction that disrupted their parking lot traffic significantly, Costco’s Colchester location has been prevented from filling their […]
Police Warn of Halloween Candy Laced With Dangerous Life-Saving Vaccines
WILLISTON – In another blow to the purity of that most simple of childhood pleasures, Vermont State Police are warning parents about the possibility of […]
Open Mic Comedy Night Ruined When Deer Freezes in Spotlight
BURLINGTON – Patrons of Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington weren’t laughing on Wednesday evening as the open mic comedy show had to be suspended after one […]
STUDY: Men Without Daughters Less Able to Understand Basic Human Decency
BURLINGTON – According to a study released this week by the Sanders Institute in Burlington, VT, men without daughters are far less likely to exhibit […]
Karen Pence Still Stuck in Car as Husband Struggles to Find Protest
BURLINGTON – Indiana school teacher Karen Pence has been sitting in her rental car at Burlington International Airport (BTV) for two days now, waiting for […]
Burlington Cyclists Finally Overtake Drivers as Biggest Jerks On Road
BURLINGTON – Ever since Karl Benz drove the first automobile onto the roads in 1885, car drivers have been the biggest jackasses on wheels. But […]
Jared Kushner Purchases Burlington Telecom, Immediately Files For Bankruptcy
BURLINGTON – Following the sudden exits of other potential bidders, the Burlington City Council has made the decision to sell Burlington Telecom to real estate […]
Church Street Struggles to Cope With Entire Protest-Free Day
BURLINGTON – Business owners on Church Street were left struggling yesterday after the cancellation of the “March For Justice” organized by civic group “Vermonters For […]
Local Evangelical Churches to Begin Hosting Dungeons and Dragons Games
WINOOSKI – Several area churches have teamed up in a new campaign to get a more diverse crowd through their doors. The pastors have started […]