Burlington Decriminalizes Stabbings
BURLINGTON – In response to a second downtown stabbing attack this year, the city of Burlington has acted quickly to decriminalize violent assault with a […]
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First UMC Burlington Installs Harry Potter Themed Windows
BURLINGTON – In a growing competition amongst downtown churches, each looking to capture the coveted youth demographic, Burlington’s First United Methodist Church has made an […]
Jane Sanders Looks to Bankrupt More Colleges to Boost Bernie’s Presidential Qualifications
BURLINGTON – Jane Sanders, wife of Vermont Senator and former presidential candidate Bernie Sanders, still believes deeply that her husband will become President one day. […]
Burlington Resident Selling Soul For $6000
BURLINGTON – According to popular regional commerce site Craigslist, a resident of Burlington is selling their soul for $6,499. They claim in the listing that […]
Air Force to Deliver Up to 3 Helicarriers to Vermont Air National Guard
SOUTH BURLINGTON – Despite the apparent demise of the S.H.I.E.L.D. military program, the Vermont Air National Guard is still slated to receive up to three […]
Federal Buildings in Vermont Refuse to Put Up President’s Picture That Was Never Sent
RUTLAND – Federal buildings across the state of Vermont are refusing to hang up the pictures of the current U.S. president that were never sent […]
South Burlington Sues Neighbor Over Name Dispute
SOUTH BURLINGTON – In a move that threatens to drive a deep wedge between neighboring Vermont cities, South Burlington City Council voted to sue Burlington […]
Burlington Town Center Relocates to Shelburne Museum
SHELBURNE – As developers prepare for construction on the land between Church Street and Pine Street, cranes and trucks have been busily carting off the […]
New North End Residents Vote to Close Pine Street South of Maple Street
BURLINGTON – In a controversial vote this week, residents of the New North End of Burlington voted overwhelmingly to close traffic on Pine Street south […]
Gov. Scott Opens Up Church Street For Racing
BURLINGTON – In what many are calling a controversial move, Vermont Governor Phil Scott has turned the once pedestrian-friendly Church Street Marketplace into a strip […]