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Dealer.com Receptionist Tired of Explaining That They Are Not That Kind of Dealer

October 4, 2019 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – Most people in the state know Dealer.com for its innovative automotive web designs and high-profile business footprint in the tech industry. But according […]

Blocked Artery Causes Campaign Woes For Vermont Politician

October 3, 2019 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – Despite strong support from his base, a blocked artery is leading many to question the electability of one Vermont politician this week. After […]

New App By VT Company Aims to Solve Social Isolation by Destroying Your Phone

October 1, 2019 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – A new start-up tech company based in Winooski is hoping to solve Americans’ growing social isolation and anxiety with a new app that […]

Bernie Sanders Narrows Down Possible VP Picks to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Guy Fieri

September 30, 2019 The Winooski 2

BURLINGTON – Vermont’s very own political celebrity Bernie Sanders brought two more big names to the state this month as he held meetings to narrow […]

6 in UVM Egyptology Department Convicted of Plotting Pyramid Scheme

September 26, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Six professors in the University of Vermont Egyptology department have been convicted of duping students out of cash using a pyramid scheme. A […]

Burlington Birdwatchers Discover Rare Silver-Crested Walkcrosser

September 23, 2019 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – A group of birdwatchers in Burlington discovered a previously unknown type of metallic bird this week after using sensitive listening devices to track […]

Local Climate Denier Breaks Down and Joins Climate Strike After Sweating a Little

September 20, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Jacob Toose has always scoffed at the notion that the planet is warming at a dangerous level, despite 100% confirmation from all scientists […]

Pirates Hijack F-35s Before Burlington Arrival

September 19, 2019 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – A group of sky pirates, possibly acting in conjunction with local protesters, has boarded and taken control of two F-35 fighter jets […]

Controversial Aunt Jemima Creemees No Longer Available

September 18, 2019 The Winooski 0

RICHMOND – Jim Eyma, owner of “The Steemee Creemee” in Richmond, will no longer be making his controversial “Aunt Jemima Creemees.” The flavor, which he […]

Vermont Prepares to Cash in On Autumn

September 16, 2019 Jill Allen 0

BURLINGTON – Several state organizations are hoping for windfalls of money as the season changes. In the event that climate change prevents Vermont from drawing […]

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