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Trump Administration Issues Deportation Order for Von Trapp Family

June 30, 2018 The Winooski 9

STOWE – After what officials are calling a “thorough citizenship examination” of the prominent Von Trapp family who emigrated to Vermont after fleeing the Nazis […]

VT Supreme Court Rules Racism “Is Fine”

June 27, 2018 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – Vermont’s highest court ruled this week that racism is “fine,” and not in conflict with the Constitution of the United States or the […]

Gov. Scott Passes Budget, Glares at It, Keeps Walking

June 25, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott passed the state budget sitting on his desk yesterday, glanced over at it, made what witnesses are calling an […]

STUDY: Women’s Heist Films Receive 73% of Cast Compared to Men’s Heist Films

June 19, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – A new study released by independent Vermont think tank Ethan Allen Institute revealed that, on average, women’s heist films are receiving only up […]

Angry Vermonters Demand $10,000 to Stay in the State

June 11, 2018 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – A group of Vermont residents gathered this weekend on the statehouse lawn to demand a cash settlement in exchange for not moving out […]

Gov. Scott Signs Order, Requires Construction Sites to Dig With Teaspoons

June 7, 2018 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – To mitigate the need for a carbon tax and to create jobs, Governor Scott signed an executive order mandating construction sites to dig with […]

Governor Scott Loses Pen, Vetoes All Bills

May 23, 2018 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – After a long and difficult, but ultimately productive, legislative session, many Vermont lawmakers were dismayed to learn that Vermont Governor Phil Scott had […]

Front Porch Forum Users Unite to Aid Amphibious Mating

May 8, 2018 The Winooski 0

MIDDLESEX – Mating season has begun for the spring peepers and other amphibians across Vermont, and many local animal lovers are trying to help by […]

Gov. Scott Proposes One-Room Schoolhouse for the State, One Teacher For All Students

May 7, 2018 The Winooski 1

WATERBURY – Amidst criticism to his approach on education, Vermont Governor Phil Scott has doubled down on his idea that fewer teachers will better serve […]

VT Lawmakers Abandon Roadside Saliva Test in Favor of Stool Samples

May 5, 2018 The Winooski 3

MONTPELIER – The Vermont Senate voted down a bill this week that would have allowed for roadside saliva tests for marijuana, part of the Governor’s […]

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