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Vermonters Overwhelmingly Elect Putin Governor on Town Meeting Day

March 7, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTEPELIER – The results are in, and now-Governor-elect Vladimir Putin has won Vermont’s gubernatorial election by over 42 percentage points. Putin took the race with […]

Vermont Schools to Replace Para-Educators With Paratroopers

February 28, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Teachers across the state have been asking for more support from para-educators, even as the budgets for paras has been slashed at both […]

Students With No Reality TV Experience Attempt To Form Political Opinions

February 22, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – High school and college students across the state of Vermont are attempting to form complex and informed opinions on salient political issues, despite […]

Politicians Make Political Statement Asking Not to Politicize Latest Tragedy

February 14, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – A group of Vermont politicians, political lobbyists, and political activists have joined together with Florida Senator Marco Rubio in releasing a highly politicized press statement […]

Gov. Scott Orders Military Parade Similar to Montreal’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade

February 8, 2018 The Winooski 2

MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott has reportedly asked the state to organize a military show-of-force that would emphasize his supreme gubernatorial power, and insists […]

Vermont Sends State-Wide Text Alert Warning of Potential Catamount Attack

January 30, 2018 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – The state of Vermont sent its first text alert on Monday to every citizen with a registered cell phone, warning residents of a […]

Gov. Scott Upgrades to iPhone X “With Mixed Emotions”

January 23, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Gov. Phil Scott was seen outside the AT&T store yesterday with a new iPhone X in his hand. This surprised many Vermonters, as […]

State Creates Department of Frozen Vehicles

January 18, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – After a troubling start to the winter season, marked by boats and cars freezing and sinking into the lake, the state of Vermont […]

Gov. Scott Celebrates MLK Day By Announcing a New Prison

January 16, 2018 The Winooski 3

MONTPELIER – We wish this were a satire article. We really do. But it is not. This one really happened. On a day dedicated to […]

Vermont Senate Too High To Pass Marijuana Legalization Bill

January 9, 2018 The Winooski 2

MONTPELIER – After easily passing the Vermont House last week with 81-63 in favor, a new measure that would legalize possession of small amounts of […]

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