Quebec Files For Sole Custody of Vermont
MONTREAL – Canada and the United States are back in court again this week as Quebec seeks to revise the current custody agreement concerning the […]
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VT Governor Statement on Hurricane Harvey: “Egregious Display of Weather on Many Sides”
MONTPELIER – As leaders across the nation came out in support of the citizens in the flooded city of Houston this week, Vermont Governor Phil […]
Trump Pardons All Those Who Voted For Him
WASHINGTON, DC – In a stunning move, sure to be greeted with relief by the 95,369 Vermonters whom this directly affects, President Trump has pardoned […]
Thousands of Oil and Coal Lobbyists Flood Vermont In Eclipse Counter-Protest
BURLINGTON – Representatives from dozens of fossil fuel companies began arriving in Vermont’s largest city this weekend, including lobbyists from ExxonMobil, BP, and Peabody Energy. […]
Donald Trump Disbands Vermont After Remarks from Gov. Scott
WASHINGTON, DC – The state of Vermont has been disbanded, according to a tweet from Confederate President Donald Trump early this morning. The 2:17 AM […]
Lone Nazi Wanders Charlotte After Misreading Alt-Right E-mail
CHARLOTTE – It was a lonely and confusing weekend for white supremacist Raymond Cyst. After misreading an e-mail sent out to his various alt-right hate […]
Jane Sanders Looks to Bankrupt More Colleges to Boost Bernie’s Presidential Qualifications
BURLINGTON – Jane Sanders, wife of Vermont Senator and former presidential candidate Bernie Sanders, still believes deeply that her husband will become President one day. […]
Chinese Immigrant in Jericho Gets The Call
JERICHO – Choing Bok Hoy (not his real name) of Jericho, VT received the call of his dreams in late July. A Chinese man of uncertain […]
MTV Cribs to feature Vermont Town Clerks
CAYMAN ISLANDS – The mansion touring reality show “MTV Cribs” will be airing a new episode this September featuring the luxury homes of a select […]
Marvel to Reboot Spider-Man a Third Time, Filming in St. Albans
ST. ALBANS – Residents of St. Albans are feeling a little safer lately, now that a certain web-slinging superhero is in their midst. Saint Albans […]