Vermont Satire Site “The Winooski” Rebrands as Legitimate News Organization
WINOOSKI – For almost two years Vermonters have enjoyed the biting satire and silly humor of their premiere local satire site The Winooski, but starting […]
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Vermont Farmers Fear For Their Lives After AI Becomes Sentient and Goes Rogue
NORTH FERRISBURGH – Local dairy farmers have had to flee their homes in fear after an artificial insemination machine gained sentience and began attempting to […]
New Data Shows People Who Spend All Their Money Have Less Money Remaining
WINOOSKI – In a stunning revelation that is changing everything about how Americans look at finance, a new study released last week has shown that […]
Hell Completely Freezes Over For First Time Since 2015
UNDERWORLD – With the cold temperatures lasting longer than usual this winter, many have been looking forward to the sight of a completely frozen Hell […]
Glacio-Americans Celebrate the Infernal Equinox
WAITSFIELD – Last night marked the Infernal Equinox, the one night each year when Glacio-Americans come together for one last night of dancing and debauchery […]
Data Miners Struggling to Sell Info on Vermonters – “They Just Don’t Buy Much”
MONTPELIER – With Vermont’s new law requiring internet data brokers to register with the state, the once secretive industry is beginning to come out into […]
Vermont Business Invites Tree Huggers to Help Squeeze Sap Out of Stubborn Maples
NORTH HERO – A farm nestled in Vermont’s Lake Champlain Islands has achieved the pinnacle of capitalism; their customers pay for the privilege of doing […]
Gov Scott Launches Campaign to Promote Smoking, Drinking, Gambling, to Make Up For Lost Gas, Sales Taxes
MONTPELIER – Tax income in Vermont is down. As residents turn to electric cars, gas tax revenue is beginning to decline. Reduce, reuse, recycle campaigns […]
14 Parents and Staff Charged with 4-H Related Fraud in Mountain School Admissions Scandal
VERSHIRE – In the wake of the scandal that rocked the world of America’s most elite colleges this week, further scrutiny into other programs has […]
NASA Tests Out New Asteroid Rover on Vermont Roads
WOODSTOCK – With NASA’s OSIRIS-REx making a successful landing on asteroid Bennu in December, more missions are planned, including advanced rovers that will drive over […]