Celestial Bovine Seen Over Local Milk Producer’s Land
SHELDON – “I knew right away it was a holy cow, when I first saw it shining over there a month ago!” enthused Ima Steer […]
Vermont Life
Trump Bombs F-35s for Vermont Air National Guard
WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump announced today that he has cancelled the F-35 deployment to the Vermont Air National Guard. According to our sources, Trump […]
Local Farm Unveils Holstein Freezing Technology for Fresher Milk
SHELDON – Looking to Vermont’s electoral primary on Tuesday, August 14, a local cow juice producer sees an opportunity to boost sagging sales and promote […]
Phish Opens Alpharetta Show with Extended Performance of “Tweezer,” Still in Progress
ALPHARETTA, GA – Vermont’s grooviest export, the band Phish closed down their three-night run at Verizon Wireless Amphitheater just outside of Atlanta, GA on Sunday […]
Solar Panel Opponents Propose a Redesign to Match the Natural Beauty of Telephone Wires
KILLINGTON – The Killington Select Board has recently decided to move forward with a new plan that will see 18 solar panels added to the […]
Driver on Rte. 7 South Can’t Decide Between Lane With Bus or Lane With Tractor
SOUTH BURLINGTON – A driver heading south on Route 7 in South Burlington today became flustered after a bus in their lane slowed to a […]
Trump Pardons Ted Bundy, Claims FBI Evidence “Not Reliable”
WASHINGTON DC – US President Donald Trump has posthumously pardoned a large number of convicted criminals this week, including Burlington, VT born serial killer Ted […]
Survey: 83% of Vermonters Agree – “None of Your Dang Business”
CONCORD – According to several recent studies initiated by the Ethan Allen Institute in Concord, VT, the majority of Vermonters agree that it is “None […]
Vermonters Not Constitutionally Guaranteed U.S. Citizenship
WASHINGTON DC – A federal court found this week that people born in Vermont are not guaranteed U.S. citizenship by the Constitution. After a lengthy […]
America Holds Last Independence Day Celebration Before Second Civil War
RUTLAND – Vermonters all across the state joined in with millions of Americans to celebrate the final birthday of what had been known as the […]