Americans Spend Day Honoring Fallen Heroes by Desecrating Flag
WINOOSKI – Vermonters joined the millions of Americans today in a disrespectful and shameful celebration of those who gave their lives defending the freedoms that […]
Vermont Life
Drinking Fountain Remembers Days When Squirting Water Was Enough
WAITSFIELD – A public drinking fountain in Waitsfield, VT is disappointed in the newer models popping up around the state, and is questioning some of […]
Vermonters Able to Set Aside Differences to Focus on Important Issues
WINOOSKI – As the U.S. saw two school shootings in one day and some Vermonters vocally protested new gun laws recently signed by Governor Phil […]
Vermonters Agree, World Was Less Complicated When They Were Younger and Stupider
WINOOSKI – A new survey of Vermonters has shown that the majority of residents believe the world was far less complicated back when they didn’t […]
Vermont Satire Writers Run Out of Ideas, Start Repeating Jokes
WINOOSKI – Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski hit a new low yesterday when it ran an article that was an almost identical copy of […]
Star 92.9 Makes the Switch-Over to All Ramadan Music Today!
COLCHESTER – Top local radio station Star 92.9 will officially switch its format to all Ramadan music starting at noon today and and will continue […]
Front Porch Forum Users Unite to Aid Amphibious Mating
MIDDLESEX – Mating season has begun for the spring peepers and other amphibians across Vermont, and many local animal lovers are trying to help by […]
Bill McKibben Rides Dolphin Into Space as Species Leaves Earth
COLCHESTER – Noted environmentalist Bill McKibben was seen leaving Earth on the back of a flying dolphin yesterday evening, alongside every other dolphin on earth. […]
Vermonters Form Marijuana Co-op to Circumvent Possession Limits
HARDWICK – Vermont’s new marijuana possession laws will take effect on July 1st, allowing the legal possession of up to one ounce of the substance, […]
A Quick and Easy Way for Vermonters to Check if Their Facebook Info Was Hacked
With the recent revelations regarding Facebook’s loss of user’s personal and private data to stereotypical super-villain Cambridge Analytica, many Vermonters are left wondering if their […]