New Hampshire Accused of Slowly Moving Vermont Border
WHITE RIVER JUNCTION – The Connecticut River has long been the fixed border between the New England states of Vermont and New Hampshire, but now […]
Vermont Life
Vermont Closed Today Due to Sickness
WINOOSKI – The entire state of Vermont is closed today, due to the fact that all of its citizens have taken ill. Between colds, the […]
Men’s Rights Activists Furious Over Lack of Inclusion in Best Actress Category
DUMMERSTON – After Tuesday morning’s announcement of the 2018 academy award nominees, men’s rights activists took to the internet to express their outrage over the […]
Ben & Jerry’s Creates Limited Batch of Tide Pod Flavored Ice Cream
WATERBURY – To commemorate the anniversary of Nelson Mandela’s release from prison, which occurred on February 11, 1990, ice cream giant Ben & Jerry’s has […]
Vermont’s Population Continues to Simultaneously Grow and Shrink
WINOOSKI – As many worry about the viability of the state, thanks to an aging population and low birth rate, Vermont got some good news […]
State Creates Department of Frozen Vehicles
MONTPELIER – After a troubling start to the winter season, marked by boats and cars freezing and sinking into the lake, the state of Vermont […]
Vermont Woman Accuses Fiction Writers of Being Fake
BAKERSFIELD – With the proliferation of political lies and inaccurate news stories increasing every day, one local woman has had enough and is on a […]
MLK Day Celebrations Put on Hold, Citing Lack of Social Progress
WINOOSKI – Several events set to focus on the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. were postponed today in Vermont, as organizers struggled to […]
Maplefields Doubles Employee Wages, Closes Down All Locations
ST. ALBANS – Employees at local Vermont gas station chain Maplefields were thrilled this week when owner Skip Vallee announced that, due to the large […]
As Vermont Ice Fishing Season Begins, Anglers Catch Frozen Fish
MILTON – With record low temperatures this month, ice fishing season is getting an early start, but many ice anglers are reporting an unusual phenomenon. […]