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Vermont Bears Draft Manifesto Challenging New Hunting Rules

September 22, 2017 The Winooski 0

JERICHO – Vermont bears are in the news again today after yet another administrative tussle with the state’s Department of Fish and Wildlife. This latest ursine uprising […]

Vermont Increases Bridge Funding as Troll Population Grows

September 21, 2017 The Winooski 1

STOWE – Many towns and cities across the state of Vermont are increasing their budgets this fiscal year in the areas of bridge construction and […]

Family Unable to Enlarge Photo Due to Vermont Billboard Law

September 18, 2017 The Winooski 0

RICHMOND – A local family is going home empty-handed today after learning that their photo enlargement may be violating state law. According to chapter 21 […]

Autumn Officially Extended Into January to Accommodate Large Number of Fall Festivals

September 16, 2017 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – Bowing to pressure from Vermont businesses who have long complained that the fall is not long enough to accommodate the desired number of […]

Dihydrogen Monoxide Contamination in Lake Champlain

September 13, 2017 The Winooski 9

COLCHESTER – A new study released this week confirms that Lake Champlain is severely contaminated with dihydrogen monoxide, and likely has been for some time. […]

Shorts and Parkas – Vermont Leads the Fashion World This Fall

September 9, 2017 The Winooski 2

WINOOSKI – While New York, Paris, and Milan have traditionally been the trendsetting centers of the fashion world, this fall the top designers and models […]

Department of Homeland Security Enlists Aid of Vermont Newspapers to Build Mexican Paywall

September 5, 2017 The Winooski 0

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Several Vermont newspapers have been asked this week to assist the Department of Homeland Security in the construction of the border wall […]

On Labor Day Thousands of Vermonters Join Congress in Not Doing Any Work

September 4, 2017 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – On Monday, hundreds of thousands of Vermonters will follow the example that the federal government has set for much of recent history and […]

Police Ask For Help Identifying Zucchini Bandit

September 2, 2017 The Winooski 2

STOWE – Vermont State Police have asked for help from the public to identify a female suspect known only as “The Zucchini Bandit.” The suspect […]

Quebec Files For Sole Custody of Vermont

September 1, 2017 The Winooski 25

MONTREAL – Canada and the United States are back in court again this week as Quebec seeks to revise the current custody agreement concerning the […]

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