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Dog Spends Entire Life Preparing For Home Invasion That Never Comes

January 2, 2020 The Winooski 0

ELMORE – Although it never actually happened, Moose the rottweiler spent most of his waking life on the alert for a home invasion, despite his […]

2019: A Look Back at Vermont’s Most Recent Year Ever

December 31, 2019 The Winooski 1

Is there anything that one might want to recall about the year that is, was, and has been 2019? Why look to the past when […]

Vermonter Launches New App to Find Single Mittens in Your Area

December 28, 2019 The Winooski 0

ESSEX JUNCTION – If you’ve spent precious getting-out-the-door time looking for the other mitten or glove to go with the one in your hand, don’t […]

Winooski Wins National “Nailed It” Christmas Tree Competition

December 27, 2019 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – The city of Winooski, VT has won a national Christmas tree decorating competition put on by the creators of “Nailed It.” “Nailed It” […]

America Spends Day Trying to Be More Like Christ Financially

December 25, 2019 The Winooski 1

WINOOSKI – In a nation that has firm boundaries on the separation between church and state, most of America spent December trying to become as […]

St. Albans Prepares For “Vermont’s Top Pit” Competition

December 24, 2019 The Winooski 3

ST. ALBANS – Look out Newport and Burlington! There’s a new contender for this year’s “Vermont’s Top Pit” competition. The city of St. Albans has […]

In Recent Poll, “Sugar on Snow” More Popular Than “Manure on Snow”

December 23, 2019 The Winooski 0

EAST HAVEN – Thanks to new exemptions for farmers, Vermonters are being treated to a new kind of wintry confection. “Manure on Snow” is being […]

Local Girl Determined to Finish Halloween Candy Before Christmas

December 21, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURKE – Nine year old Candice Torr hit almost every house in Burke on October 1st, despite the bad weather. Now she is struggling to […]

War on Christmas! Many Church Employees Forced to Work Religious Holidays

December 20, 2019 The Winooski 0

STOWE – In a serious blow to religious freedom, reports are coming in that many Christian leaders are being forced to work on their holiest […]

Local Man Unsure If He Has A Gym Membership

December 9, 2019 The Winooski 0

ESSEX JUNCTION – As the holiday season rushes forward and brings us into the new year, one local man is having trouble remembering whether or […]

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