Vermont’s Most Notorious Drug Dealer Making 99% Pure Antacids
BARRE – “I give ’em what they want.” So said Bill Lesh during his arrest on Tuesday for selling over $3M worth of pure antacids […]
Vermont Life
Opinion: Stop Blaming the Poor Road For Your Bad Driving
BURLINGTON – Hey Road. Yeah you. I’m sorry to break it to you, but you’re too wide. You need to go on a diet. Immediately. […]
Vermont Man Accidentally Writes Civil Comment Online
GUILFORD – The internet was shocked this week when a Vermont man composed a polite and civil response to an article online with which he […]
Lack of Funding Causes the State’s Public Servants to Replace Assistance With Inspirational Quotes
ST. ALBANS – The Community Action office in St. Albans is a place where those in need can go for food, fuel assistance, homelessness prevention […]
Short-Staffed VT Restaurants Offering New Ways For Diners to Pay For Meals
WATERBURY – With the state’s unemployment rate at dangerously low numbers, many Vermont restaurants are finding it difficult to find enough employees to stay open. […]
Satire Site Searches For Leak After Confidential Ideas Are Used By White House
WINOOSKI – Local satire website The Winooski is interviewing employees after several sensitive documents were seemingly leaked from private company servers. The documents contained many […]
Local Climate Denier Breaks Down and Joins Climate Strike After Sweating a Little
BURLINGTON – Jacob Toose has always scoffed at the notion that the planet is warming at a dangerous level, despite 100% confirmation from all scientists […]
Controversial Aunt Jemima Creemees No Longer Available
RICHMOND – Jim Eyma, owner of “The Steemee Creemee” in Richmond, will no longer be making his controversial “Aunt Jemima Creemees.” The flavor, which he […]
Vermont Prepares to Cash in On Autumn
BURLINGTON – Several state organizations are hoping for windfalls of money as the season changes. In the event that climate change prevents Vermont from drawing […]
Due to Low Vaccination Rate, Vermont Sees Recent Spike in Disco Fever
ESSEX JUNCTION – Once thought to be completely eradicated, authorities are reporting six cases of Disco Fever in Essex Junction over the past month, the […]