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Vermont Hoping to Keep People From Leaving, Entering the State

November 15, 2017 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – In an effort to keep their best and brightest from leaving the state, many Vermont communities are enacting programs designed to encourage […]

Vermont Scraps Carbon Tax, Writes Tickets For Littering Instead

November 14, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – In a change of direction for Energy Independent Vermont, lobbyists have given up on getting a carbon tax passed for gasoline, diesel, natural […]

Vermonters File Class Action Suit Against the Wind

November 13, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – After the devastating wind storms that swept the state over the past few weeks, a group of Vermonters has banded together to file […]

Syrup & Cows #023 – 11/12/17

November 12, 2017 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Georgia Native Tired of Explaining to Vermonters That She is Not From Franklin County

November 11, 2017 The Winooski 4

GROTON – For Olivia Williams, every new social interaction begins with a bit of an explanation. The Atlanta-born social worker relocated to Groton, VT several […]

U.S. Senate Unanimously Confirms Vermont’s Next U.S. Attorney, Saul Goodman

November 10, 2017 The Winooski 1

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a rare moment of bi-partisan unity, the U.S. Senate has confirmed in a unanimous vote that the next U.S. attorney for […]

Canada Sues South Canada Over Country Name, Quickly Apologizes

November 9, 2017 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – The country of Canada has filed a suit against its tiny neighbor to the south, claiming that South Canada does not have […]

Democrats Sweep National Elections on Pro-Vermont Platform

November 8, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont Democrats, and even their Republican Governor Phil Scott, are praising the results of yesterday’s national elections as a positive referendum on the […]

Burlington City Council Banquet Cancelled After Councillors Unable to Choose Main Course

November 7, 2017 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – An awards banquet hosted by the Burlington City Council was postponed indefinitely after the 12 councilors were unable to come to a decision […]

Politicians Make Political Statement Asking Not to Politicize Latest Tragedy

November 6, 2017 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – A group of Vermont politicians, political lobbyists, and political activists have joined together with White House counselor Kellyanne Conway in releasing a highly politicized press […]

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