Vermont Moves to Deregulate Highways
WATERBURY – In a move to woo the support of the state’s libertarians and teenage drivers, VT. Secretary of Transportation has announced the deregulation of Vermont’s […]
Local Restaurant Receives Grammar Citation
PLATTSBURGH, NY – The Chat & Chew, a local eatery famous for its Groundhog Gravy & Bite-em Biscuits, has just received a warning from the New […]
Police Warn of Halloween Candy Laced With Dangerous Life-Saving Vaccines
WILLISTON – In another blow to the purity of that most simple of childhood pleasures, Vermont State Police are warning parents about the possibility of […]
The Winooski Nominated For Pulitzer By Canadian Fake News Site
WINOOSKI – Local satire news site The Winooski, which you are currently reading, has been nominated for a fake Pulitzer Prize by Canadian satire site FauxNews Today. […]
Open Mic Comedy Night Ruined When Deer Freezes in Spotlight
BURLINGTON – Patrons of Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington weren’t laughing on Wednesday evening as the open mic comedy show had to be suspended after one […]
Syrup & Cows #020 – 10/22/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
In Least Haunted State, Vermont Businesses Try to Lure Out-of-State Ghosts
WINOOSKI – A 2016 study by Statistic Brain puts the annual death rate for the state of Vermont at 741 per 100,000 people, well below […]
Londonderry Select Board Votes to Disband
LONDONDERRY – In a decision made seemingly out of spite, the Select Board in the southern Vermont town of Londonderry has voted to disband, rather […]
South Canada Settles on a National Anthem
SOUTH CANADA – As a debate rages across the United States regarding the American national anthem, their tiny new neighbor to the north has finally […]
As Parent Weekends End, Students Finally Bring Their Bongs Out of Hiding
MIDDLEBURY – The close of Middlebury College’s Fall Family Weekend on Sunday marks the end of Vermont’s many fall semester parent visitation celebrations, leaving students […]