Vermont Solves Prison Over-Crowding Issue
SAINT ALBANS – Officials in Vermont are confirming that they will no longer need to ship prisoners out of state after a new solution has […]
Vermont’s High School Seniors No Longer Upset About Losing Graduation After Seeing Old Pictures of Their Parents’ Friends
WINOOSKI – After Governor Phil Scott announced that Vermont’s schools would remain closed for the remainder of the school year, there was a sense of […]
Cases of Internet Hypnosis Soar in Vermont
BURLINGTON – Thousands of homebound Vermonters are complaining of sore eyes, lack of rest and frustration with internet postings like this one. The director of […]
Syrup & Cows #149 – 4/12/20 – Easter Trick
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Thousands of Stay-At-Home Workers Are Discovering They Are Married
WINOOSKI – Forced by the corona virus pandemic to stay in their houses and work from home, thousands of American workers are now discovering that […]
Tax Dept: If You’re Here During Mud Season, You’re a Vermonter
MONTPELIER – Second homeowners taking refuge from COVID-19 are likely to trigger a surge in tax receipts next year thanks to a little-noticed provision in […]
In Solidarity with Bernie, Joe Biden Suspends Presidential Campaign
WASHINGTON – In a surprising move of support for his fellow candidate, Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden has suspended his campaign after saying that continuing […]
Burlington Police Passing Out “Essential Person” Wristbands
BURLINGTON – In an effort to differentiate between those who are not in violation of essential activity in the Queen City, police are issuing blue […]
Citing Declining Ratings, Loss of Star, Netflix Cancels Brexit, Leaving Cliffhanger Ending Incomplete
LONDON – There has never been a more ambitious reality television project perhaps than Brexit, Netflix’s real-time, real-life documentary that asked viewers in the United […]
“Bosom Buddy” Bra Mask Sales Soar
FAIR HAVEN – Facial mask maker Victoria Segreta, of the Fair Haven Recycler Company, is reporting a 3,000% jump in sales since her firm retooled […]