VT Confirms First Case of Online Covid-19
MENDON – The C.I.T. (Centers For Internet Transmissions) has verified the first internet virus transmission of Covid-19 on a Snap Chat posting in Mendon, Vermont. […]
Princess Cruise Passengers Get Free 2-Week Trip Extension and Private Room Upgrades
OAKLAND – With the State Department now recommending that people avoid going on cruises, Princess Cruise Line is offsetting that potentially devastating news with fabulous […]
Syrup & Cows #144 – 3/8/20 – Barn Protest
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Bernie Supporter Looks to Expand Base By Harassing Elizabeth Warren Voters
WILLISTON – Supporters of Bernie Sanders are working tirelessly to expand the senator’s base of support by harassing people online and in person. The Winooski […]
After School Bond Fails To Pass, South Burlington Hoping to Host Olympics to Pay For New Sports Facilities
SOUTH BURLINGTON – Voters overwhelmingly rejected South Burlington’s $200M+ school bond this week, leaving school officials looking for other ways to fund the needed projects […]
Vermont Issues Stern Referendum on Goats, as Humans Win All Local Elections
FAIR HAVEN – If you had asked Lincoln the goat about his species’ political prospects a year ago, he would have said that they were, […]
Vermonters Worried About New Cases of Canuckian Virus
GLASTONBURY – A newly discovered pandemic has been striking large Vermont Utilities. The “Canuckian Virus” has been rampantly encroaching into the Green Mountain State. Reportedly […]
Syrup & Cows #143 – 3/1/20 – Looking Forward
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Vermont Astronomers Notice Mike Bloomberg Ad on Side of ISS
HINESBURG – Members of the Vermont Astronomical Society have reported seeing a Mike Bloomberg campaign advertisement plastered to the side of the International Space Station […]
Emboldened State Legislature Forces Governor to Work For Minimum Wage
MONTPELIER – The Vermont State Legislature voted this week to overturn Governor Scott’s veto of the higher minimum wage, meaning the state’s new starting wages […]