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Feline Street Gangs Menace Southern Vermont

September 5, 2019 Jill Allen 0

BRATTLEBORO – It’s hard to survive as a vagrant in Vermont, and no one knows that better than Vermont’s strays. “After a gang of feral […]

Vermont Divorce Rates Surge as Married Couples Disagree Over Whether or Not to Haul the AC Up From the Basement

July 22, 2019 The Winooski 0

BRATTLEBORO – Vermont has seen a sharp spike in the number of people filing for divorce this weekend, as many couples have experiences heat-related strains […]

Former Burlington Pot Dealer Busted For Underground Single-Use Plastics Operation

April 6, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – When Burlington police officers arrested Derek Spilman back in January on charges relating to the sale of marijuana, he promised never to sell […]

Fairfield Elects New Lord High Executioner, Burlington Votes to Abolish Church Street, and Other Town Meeting Day 2019 Results

March 6, 2019 The Winooski 3

The results are in! If you’re wondering how your town voted this year on that contentious ballot item, look no further than The Winooski. Here […]

Brattleboro Police To Upgrade Vehicles, Add Mech Armor

July 27, 2018 The Winooski 0

BRATTLEBORO – The Brattleboro Selectboard approved a contract this week to update technology and equipment for the Brattleboro Police Department. Officers will now be equipped […]

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