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Vermonters Heading to Georgia For Haircuts, Tattoos

April 29, 2020 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – The GET ME OUT OF HERE Travel Agency has arranged a charter from Burlington International Airport nonstop to Hartsfield International Airport in […]

Air Force Eliminates F-35 Complaints By Renaming Planes

April 23, 2020 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – After hearing hundreds of complaints from Burlington area residents over the F-35s being stationed at the Air Guard Base, Air Force Chief […]

After School Bond Fails To Pass, South Burlington Hoping to Host Olympics to Pay For New Sports Facilities

March 6, 2020 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – Voters overwhelmingly rejected South Burlington’s $200M+ school bond this week, leaving school officials looking for other ways to fund the needed projects […]

UVM Completes Purchase of Last Independent Health Care Facility in State, Moves on to Hotels

December 3, 2019 The Winooski 1

SOUTH BURLINGTON – With the hostile takeover of a small eye doctor’s office, the University of Vermont now owns every single health care office in […]

Ben & Jerry’s Sued By Unhappy Cows Over Wi-Fi Issues in Barn

November 6, 2019 The Winooski 3

SOUTH BURLINGTON – After a recent class-action lawsuit by their customers over their use of the term “happy cows,” ice cream giant Ben & Jerry’s […]

Pirates Hijack F-35s Before Burlington Arrival

September 19, 2019 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – A group of sky pirates, possibly acting in conjunction with local protesters, has boarded and taken control of two F-35 fighter jets […]

Vermont Asks All Women to Leave State for VP’s Weekend Visit

August 31, 2019 The Winooski 5

SOUTH BURLINGTON – Vice President Mike Pence’s plane landed at Burlington International Airport Friday morning, and the Secret Service requested that all the women in […]

South Burlington Hires Out Financial Oversight to NY Firm Bialystock & Bloom

July 15, 2019 The Winooski 0

South Burlington – After multiple inquiries regarding their increased use of “tax increment financing” the South Burlington City Council has admitted to hiring external contractors […]

South Burlington Woman Receives Ticket For Driving the Speed Limit

June 22, 2019 The Winooski 2

SOUTH BURLINGTON – On Friday morning at 8:52 AM, police issued a traffic citation and fine to Helen Bakke for driving 55 MPH in a […]

Vermont White Supremacists Deface Tanning Salon in South Burlington

February 7, 2019 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – Following the defacement of several buildings, including Ohavi Zedek Synagogue and the Pride Center of Vermont, a new target has been vandalized […]

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