Vermonters Heading to Georgia For Haircuts, Tattoos
SOUTH BURLINGTON – The GET ME OUT OF HERE Travel Agency has arranged a charter from Burlington International Airport nonstop to Hartsfield International Airport in […]
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Air Force Eliminates F-35 Complaints By Renaming Planes
SOUTH BURLINGTON – After hearing hundreds of complaints from Burlington area residents over the F-35s being stationed at the Air Guard Base, Air Force Chief […]
After School Bond Fails To Pass, South Burlington Hoping to Host Olympics to Pay For New Sports Facilities
SOUTH BURLINGTON – Voters overwhelmingly rejected South Burlington’s $200M+ school bond this week, leaving school officials looking for other ways to fund the needed projects […]
UVM Completes Purchase of Last Independent Health Care Facility in State, Moves on to Hotels
SOUTH BURLINGTON – With the hostile takeover of a small eye doctor’s office, the University of Vermont now owns every single health care office in […]
Ben & Jerry’s Sued By Unhappy Cows Over Wi-Fi Issues in Barn
SOUTH BURLINGTON – After a recent class-action lawsuit by their customers over their use of the term “happy cows,” ice cream giant Ben & Jerry’s […]
Pirates Hijack F-35s Before Burlington Arrival
SOUTH BURLINGTON – A group of sky pirates, possibly acting in conjunction with local protesters, has boarded and taken control of two F-35 fighter jets […]
Vermont Asks All Women to Leave State for VP’s Weekend Visit
SOUTH BURLINGTON – Vice President Mike Pence’s plane landed at Burlington International Airport Friday morning, and the Secret Service requested that all the women in […]
South Burlington Hires Out Financial Oversight to NY Firm Bialystock & Bloom
South Burlington – After multiple inquiries regarding their increased use of “tax increment financing” the South Burlington City Council has admitted to hiring external contractors […]
South Burlington Woman Receives Ticket For Driving the Speed Limit
SOUTH BURLINGTON – On Friday morning at 8:52 AM, police issued a traffic citation and fine to Helen Bakke for driving 55 MPH in a […]
Vermont White Supremacists Deface Tanning Salon in South Burlington
SOUTH BURLINGTON – Following the defacement of several buildings, including Ohavi Zedek Synagogue and the Pride Center of Vermont, a new target has been vandalized […]