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Alpine Shop Unable to Open For Business As Employees Embrace Slogan

December 14, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – The owners of The Alpine Shop, located on Williston Road in South Burlington, have had to close their doors after every one […]

Vermont Air Guard Now Tasked With Retrieving Tony Stark

December 10, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – News leaked this week that American hero Tony Stark has been stranded in space after a catastrophic mission failure, leading to a […]

Vermont Sets Early Record For Number of Days of Complaining About Snow

December 8, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – The National Weather Service branch located at the Burlington Intranational Airport has released data for the month of November showing a record number […]

BTV Seeks to Boost Revenues With In-State Commuter Flights

December 7, 2018 Elizabeth Allen 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – Now that Burlington Intranational Airport (formerly Burlington INTERnational Airport) no longer offers seasonal service to and from Toronto, BTV bigwigs are considering another […]

BTV Changes Name to “Burlington Intranational Airport”

December 3, 2018 The Winooski 3

SOUTH BURLINGTON – With the loss of its only international flight, the Burlington International Airport, located in South Burlington, is being forced to change its […]

Vermonters More Open to F-35 Program After Finding Out Planes Don’t Actually Fly

November 1, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – The plan to base military F-35 jets in Chittenden County has faced strong opposition from nearly every quarter, except from those involved […]

Local Man Accidentally Dances Like No One is Watching In Front of Large Crowd

October 27, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – “Oh God, look at Dan!” “What is Dan doing?” “You guys have to see this!” Within minutes the entire room of wedding […]

Vermont Residents Accused of Cat-Calling Sunset

October 11, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – Authorities in South Burlington are stepping up efforts to reduce cat-calling after complaints from the sunset that several people made unwanted remarks […]

Liberals Burn Their Ice Cream After Ben & Jerry’s Releases Mike Pence-Themed Flavor

September 5, 2018 The Winooski 1

SOUTH BURLINGTON – Ben and Jerry’s, considered by many to be a left-leaning company, has released a new ice cream flavor bearing the name and […]

Cheating the System: When VT Outlawed Weed-Gifting, this Innovative Smoke Shop Started a Cannabis Yankee Swap

July 28, 2018 Connor Batsimm 2

SOUTH BURLINGTON – Last Monday, Vermont’s Attorney General T.J. Donovan was a total narc and made it illegal for businesses to provide their customers with free […]

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