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Driver on Rte. 7 South Can’t Decide Between Lane With Bus or Lane With Tractor

July 24, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – A driver heading south on Route 7 in South Burlington today became flustered after a bus in their lane slowed to a […]

Vermont Air Guard to Become Vermont Space Force

June 20, 2018 The Winooski 4

SOUTH BURLINGTON – President Trump, responding to criticism from Vermonters regarding the plan to base F-35 jets in South Burlington, has announced a new mission […]

IHOP Reveals “B” In New IHOB Name Stands For “Bad Idea”

June 14, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – The International House of Pancakes, known as “IHOP” for short, has temporarily changed its name to “IHOB” and will modify signage in […]

Air Force Proposes Alternative Missions for Vermont Air National Guard

June 2, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – For years now, despite strong local opposition to the plan, the Air Force has claimed that there is no other mission for […]

South Burlington Sued For Fraud, Forced to Change Name to East Burlington

April 23, 2018 The Winooski 1

SOUTH EAST BURLINGTON – The city of South Burlington is not only changing the name of its mascot, but also the name of the city itself. […]

Spring Delays Trip to VT After Flight is Cancelled Due to Storm

March 21, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – Yesterday was supposed to be the day that Spring arrived in Vermont but, after a series of travel mishaps and weather-related delays, […]

Pomerleau Withdraws Support of F-35s After Actually Hearing One

March 1, 2018 The Winooski 2

SOUTH BURLINGTON – Real estate developer Ernie Pomerleau has withdrawn his support of the plan to base military F-35 jets at the Burlington International Airport […]

BTV Becomes Jonesville International Airport After Burlington is Outbid on Naming Rights

February 16, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – It was already confusing to some residents that the Burlington International Airport (BTV) was located in the city of South Burlington, but […]

FAA Purchases Entire City of South Burlington, Rezones it as a Hazard Area

February 9, 2018 The Winooski 4

SOUTH BURLINGTON – In a controversial move this week, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has purchased the entire city of South Burlington after complaints were […]

Whale Tails Sculptor Asks City to Excavate Rest of Statues

November 29, 2017 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – Vermont artist Jim Sardonis is asking the city of South Burlington to excavate the land around Reverence, his famous whale sculpture that can be […]

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