Bernie Supporter Looks to Expand Base By Harassing Elizabeth Warren Voters
WILLISTON – Supporters of Bernie Sanders are working tirelessly to expand the senator’s base of support by harassing people online and in person. The Winooski […]
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Millennial Refuses to Answer Phone Calls From Boomer Refusing to Return Text Messages
WILLISTON – Business has ground to a halt at international development giant RELEAF, as many internal communications are not being returned, responded to, or even […]
New Bumper Stickers Available for Myopic, One-Issue Voters
WILLISTON – With so many voters fixated on only one or two issues, it can be hard to cater to all of their individual bumper […]
Vermonters Caught in Crossfire as Public Feud Escalates Between Fall and Winter
WILLISTON – Tensions are rising between two prominent public seasons, leaving many Vermonters caught in the crossfire. Fall and Winter have a history of animosity, […]
Local Retailers Reporting Eye of Newt Shortage
WILLISTON – Many of Vermont’s retailers are reporting a shortage on eye of newt, including the big box stores in Williston. This generally unpopular item […]
VT Department of Corrections Announces New Plan To Transfer Out-of-State Prisoners to Azkaban
WILLISTON – After an official inquiry by the Joint Legislative Justice Oversight Committee regarding treatment and transfer of out-of-state prisoners, Vermont’s Department of Corrections has announced […]
Working Vermont Parents Struggling With Summer Childcare Options Turn to ICE for Help
WILLISTON – Childcare in Vermont has long been a struggle for families with two working parents, especially in the summer months when schools are out […]
Bed Bath & Beyond Loses 1500 Undocumented Customers
WILLISTON – A recent report by Bed Bath & Beyond store manager Anne Seagate claims that the big box store in Williston has lost almost […]
Looming Mental Health Crisis as Toys ‘R’ Us Kids Forced to Grow Up
WILLISTON – State officials are warning health care professionals of a serious problem just ahead. A report filed by the Governor’s Task force formed to look into […]
Shoppers Scramble as Black Friday Deals Finally End
WILLISTON – Last-minute shoppers across the state are concerned about time, now that many Black Friday door-buster deals are coming to an end. The sales, […]