Vermont Legislature Blocks Toys “R” Us Filing for Bankruptcy Protection
MONTPELIER – The Vermont legislature called an emergency session of the General Assembly on Tuesday following the announcement by big box toy retailer Toys “R” […]
Month: September 2017
Hillary Clinton Spotted in Vermont with South Canadian Secretary of Defense
SAINT ALBANS – Former U.S. Secretary of State and presidential nominee Hillary Clinton was spotted in St. Albans this past weekend on the arm of […]
Family Unable to Enlarge Photo Due to Vermont Billboard Law
RICHMOND – A local family is going home empty-handed today after learning that their photo enlargement may be violating state law. According to chapter 21 […]
Syrup & Cows #015 – 9/17/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Autumn Officially Extended Into January to Accommodate Large Number of Fall Festivals
WINOOSKI – Bowing to pressure from Vermont businesses who have long complained that the fall is not long enough to accommodate the desired number of […]
U.S. Military Members Form Union, Lose Hero Status
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Soldiers and other members of the U.S. Armed Forces have lost their status as national heroes after forming a union this week, […]
U.S. Bans Travel To and From South Canada
SOUTH CANADA – Despite officially recognizing the former town of Richford, VT as the new nation of South Canada, the United States has banned all […]
Dihydrogen Monoxide Contamination in Lake Champlain
COLCHESTER – A new study released this week confirms that Lake Champlain is severely contaminated with dihydrogen monoxide, and likely has been for some time. […]
Burlington School Board Eliminates Teachers Entirely, Asks City for 300 Robots
BURLINGTON – The Burlington School Board has asked the city for a bond of $12M to aid in the purchasing of up to 300 teaching […]
Hypocritical Buses Promote Seatbelts as Passengers Flounce Unrestrained
BURLINGTON – In a bizarrely passive aggressive move by Green Mountain Transit, many Chittenden County buses are now displaying messages that read “Seatbelts Save Lives,” […]