Syrup & Cows #040 – 3/11/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Month: March 2018
Claiming 10% Increase in Savings, Governor Scott Orders VT Clocks Set 1 Hour, 6 Minutes Ahead
MONTPELIER – While most of the rest of the country sets its clocks forward one hour tonight, the state of Vermont will experiment with setting […]
AG Jeff Sessions Sues Vermont Maple Industry
WASHINGTON, DC – Attorney General Jeff Sessions is suing the State of Vermont Maple Industry, alleging the state’s proprietary claims violate Federal Law. “This is […]
Burlington Landlords Begin Renting Out Awnings and Eaves as Housing Market Worsens
BURLINGTON – In the midst of one of the worst housing crises Burlington has ever seen, some local landlords are resorting to renting out “rooms” […]
Vermonters Overwhelmingly Elect Putin Governor on Town Meeting Day
MONTEPELIER – The results are in, and now-Governor-elect Vladimir Putin has won Vermont’s gubernatorial election by over 42 percentage points. Putin took the race with […]
Local Voter Researches Major Issues on Phone in Voting Booth
SEARSBURG – Dee Lehrer, of Searsburg, VT, spent many minutes in a voting booth at the Twin Valley Elementary School in Wilmington this morning trying […]
Burlington, Vermont Wins Acting Oscar For Pretending Not to Be Conservative
LOS ANGELES – The city of Burlington, Vermont took home an Oscar last night at the 90th Academy Awards for its role as “Progressive, Forward-Thinking […]
Syrup & Cows #039 – 3/4/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Voters Concerned Local Ballots Do Not Reflect Their Individual Personalities
RUTLAND – Despite campaigns designed to increase voter turnout this Tuesday, officials are concerned that many Vermonters are not planning to vote in their local […]
Vermonters Sue, Say Texting While Driving Laws Violate 1st Amendment Rights
WINOOSKI – Several Vermont cell phone owners are reacting negatively to traffic tickets received for texting while driving, saying that any restrictions on mobile devices […]