Black Panther Spends Passover in Vermont, Assists Local Superhero
BURLINGTON – Marvel superhero the Black Panther was recently sighted in Vermont, and one of The Winooski’s reporters was able to catch up to him […]
Month: March 2018
South Canada Forms Historical Society, Quickly Runs Out of History
SOUTH CANADA – The newly formed South Canada Historical Society has only been around for a few weeks, but already the fledgling organization has run […]
New Evidence Suggests Vermont Not Born in the U.S.
VERMONT – Currently under fire from the White House for a number of reasons; including sanctuary cities, marijuana legalization, and voting record; the small state […]
VT Legislature To Debate Bills Exclusively With GIFs
MONTPELIER – In an attempt to keep up with current modes of public debate, the Vermont Legislature will begin a trial period this week in […]
2nd Penguin Plunge Scheduled for July to Benefit Special Olympics VT
BURLINGTON – With the success of their recent Penguin Plunge last month, and with the cold weather looking to stick around for awhile longer, Special […]
NRA Hires Actors to Accuse Gun Violence Survivors of Being Actors
FAIRFAX, VA – In a bizarre twist of reality, The Winooski has discovered evidence that the National Rifle Association (NRA) has been paying actors to attend […]
Syrup & Cows #042 – 3/25/18
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Star 92.9 FM Switches Over to All Easter Music Today!
COLCHESTER – Top local radio station Star 92.9 will officially switch its format to all Easter music starting at noon today and continuing throughout Holy […]
Mud Shortage – Vermont Trucks in 300 Tons of Mud From Out of State
BAKERSFIELD – With mud season almost upon us and the ground showing no signs of a thaw, Vermont has had to ship in over 300 […]
Champlain Housing Trust Solves Housing Crisis With Affordable Igloos
BURLINGTON – With Vermont’s rental vacancy rate continuing to shrink, and economic development costs steadily rising, many Vermonters are having trouble securing affordable housing, especially […]