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Month: March 2018

Spring Delays Trip to VT After Flight is Cancelled Due to Storm

March 21, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – Yesterday was supposed to be the day that Spring arrived in Vermont but, after a series of travel mishaps and weather-related delays, […]

Burlington Celebrates “Swing An Axe For The Arts” Tree Chopping Extravaganza

March 20, 2018 The Winooski 3

BURLINGTON – Crowds of Burlingtonians gathered Saturday in City Hall Park, the focal point of a six month struggle by local grassroots activists to protect 60% […]

Sugarers Create “Maple Syrup for Women” that Isn’t Sticky

March 19, 2018 The Winooski 3

SHELBURNE – Seeking to expand their product to a new market, some Vermont sugarhouses have come up with a new formula for maple syrup that […]

Syrup & Cows #041 – 3/18/18

March 18, 2018 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Man Accidentally Wears Greenest Shirt A Day Early

March 17, 2018 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – Trevor Walsh of Winooski, VT was horrified on Saturday morning when he woke up and saw his best green t-shirt sitting in the […]

VT Governor Cuts All Disabilities Services, Calls Them “An Insult to the Handi-Capable”

March 16, 2018 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – In a move that will eliminate services from over 3000 disabled Vermonters, Governor Scott has slashed $200 million from the state budget in […]

Teacher Accidentally Injures 17 Students During Knife Safety Demonstration

March 15, 2018 The Winooski 0

ARLINGTON – 17 teenagers were injured this week during a knife safety demonstration at Arlington Memorial High School in Arlington, VT. Shop teacher Than Wood […]

God Participates in National School Walkout Day

March 14, 2018 The Winooski 3

WINOOSKI – In a major blow to the gun lobby, the NRA, and congressional Republicans, God has come out in support of increased gun legislation […]

United States Transfers NATO Membership to South Canada

March 13, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – The North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) has a new member, although the number of countries involved has not changed. Despite a recent […]

Child Lost for 3 Years in Laser Tag Arena Finally Found

March 12, 2018 The Winooski 0

COLCHESTER – Three years ago 7-year-old Ripley Stark went to a birthday party at Spare Time in Colchester and never came home. She had entered […]

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