Syrup & Cows – #069 – Charge ‘n’ Tolls
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Month: September 2018
Vermont Stores Holding Huge Bump Stock Clearance Sales This Weekend
WATERBURY – Vermont gun owners can enjoy deep discounts on certain supplies this weekend, as almost every gun and ammunition shop in the state is […]
Judge Annuls Kavanaugh Marriage After Ashley Kavanaugh Shows No Wedding on Her Calendar
WASHINGTON DC – A federal judge yesterday annuled the wedding of Brett and Ashley Kavanaugh when the former Mrs. Kavanaugh produced a calendar from 2004 […]
State Mental Health Programs Now Overseen By Vermont Agency of Transportation
MONTPELIER – After criticism over its handling of the looming mental health crisis in the state, the Vermont State Department of Mental Health has been […]
Grafton Opens New Foliage Hiking Area For Nudists Called “Peepers Trail”
GRAFTON – If you’re a leaf-peeper who enjoys peeping at more than just leaves, you may be interested in visiting the new “Peepers Trail” in […]
Vermobsters to Contract with Jeezum Crows to Provide Security for Program Participants
MONTPELIER – In an unexpected development, a murder of the newly discovered “Jeezum Crows” flocked to meet with state ornithologist Robin Redd to discuss financial conerns. […]
VT Department of Corrections Announces New Plan To Transfer Out-of-State Prisoners to Azkaban
WILLISTON – After an official inquiry by the Joint Legislative Justice Oversight Committee regarding treatment and transfer of out-of-state prisoners, Vermont’s Department of Corrections has announced […]
Syrup & Cows #068 – 9/23/18 – The Wall
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Carolinians Accuse Vermonters of “Hurricane Privilege”
RALEIGH – Residents of both North and South Carolina have been accusing Vermonters of having “Hurricane Privilege” this week after people in the Green Mountain […]
South Canada Launches First Naval Defense Ships
SOUTH CANADA – In a move that is causing concern among its neighbors, the tiny nation of South Canada has announced the formation of an […]