Plattsburgh Tourism Drops 78% Overnight
PLATTSBURGH – The city of Plattsburgh, NY has reported a startling decline in the number of tourists visiting from out of state. The number of […]
Articles by The Winooski
Growing Obesity Epidemic Affects Vermont’s Pumpkin Population
BENSON – With society frowning on “fat-shaming,” and media campaigns aggressively promoting acceptance of all body types, health experts are struggling to find sensitive ways […]
Satire Readers Report Experiencing Sense of Déjà Vu
WINOOSKI – Followers of Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski have reported feeling a sense of déjà vu when reading articles posted by the popular […]
Syrup & Cows #071 – 10/14/18 – Straws
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Experts Confirm Kanye West and Taylor Swift Involved in “Freaky Friday” Situation
A team of doctors and psychologists have confirmed what many have suspected over the past week: rapper Kanye West and singer Tayor Swift have switched […]
Budget Cuts Force Vermont State Police to Use Decoy Hay Vehicles
WILLISTON – With a renewed focus on highway safety and reducing the number of highway deaths in the state, the Vermont State Police have committed […]
Vermont Residents Accused of Cat-Calling Sunset
SOUTH BURLINGTON – Authorities in South Burlington are stepping up efforts to reduce cat-calling after complaints from the sunset that several people made unwanted remarks […]
Headline Writers Unable to Form Complete Sentences
WINOOSKI – Group of headline writers attempt to write body of article. Writers omit numerous verbs, articles, prepositions. Editors unhappy with staff headline writers. “Article […]
Costco Employees Fired After Mistakenly Putting Out Halloween Display in October
COLCHESTER – Two Costco employees were fired today after accidentally putting out a display of Halloween-themed items over the weekend. The display included costumes, candy, […]
Syrup & Cows #070 – 10/7/18 – A Vermont Fairy Tale
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