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Burlington Celebrates “Swing An Axe For The Arts” Tree Chopping Extravaganza

March 20, 2018 The Winooski 3

BURLINGTON – Crowds of Burlingtonians gathered Saturday in City Hall Park, the focal point of a six month struggle by local grassroots activists to protect 60% […]

Man Accidentally Wears Greenest Shirt A Day Early

March 17, 2018 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – Trevor Walsh of Winooski, VT was horrified on Saturday morning when he woke up and saw his best green t-shirt sitting in the […]

Child Lost for 3 Years in Laser Tag Arena Finally Found

March 12, 2018 The Winooski 0

COLCHESTER – Three years ago 7-year-old Ripley Stark went to a birthday party at Spare Time in Colchester and never came home. She had entered […]

Burlington Landlords Begin Renting Out Awnings and Eaves as Housing Market Worsens

March 8, 2018 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – In the midst of one of the worst housing crises Burlington has ever seen, some local landlords are resorting to renting out “rooms” […]

Pomerleau Withdraws Support of F-35s After Actually Hearing One

March 1, 2018 The Winooski 2

SOUTH BURLINGTON – Real estate developer Ernie Pomerleau has withdrawn his support of the plan to base military F-35 jets at the Burlington International Airport […]

Gun Used in Nectar’s Shooting Blames Shooter, Claims It Does Not Kill People

February 26, 2018 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – A 2 AM shooting in downtown Burlington left residents upset and frightened, and many of them were looking to blame the gun itself […]

VAOT Increases Road Signage in Student Housing

February 21, 2018 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – In an effort to improve student safety, the Vermont Agency of Transportation (VAOT) has stepped up efforts to place street signs in student […]

The Winooski Endorses You For Mayor of Burlington

February 19, 2018 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – After careful consideration and many weeks of deliberating, The Winooski has chosen to make its first official political endorsement. A thoughtful period of examination […]

BTV Becomes Jonesville International Airport After Burlington is Outbid on Naming Rights

February 16, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – It was already confusing to some residents that the Burlington International Airport (BTV) was located in the city of South Burlington, but […]

Tinder Teams with Catholic Church for Ash Wednesday Valentine’s Mixer

February 14, 2018 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Popular hook-up app Tinder and the Roman Catholic Diocese of Burlington have joined forces this year to create a dating mass for February […]

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