Burlington Announces New Plans for Community’s Favorite Large Downtown Pit
BURLINGTON – On July 19, 2019 Brookfield Properties announced another delay for the long postponed CityPlace. The hole in the ground in downtown Burlington would […]
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F-35 Protesters Mistakenly Send Out Ad For Festival Of Fools Event
BURLINGTON – In a confusing bit of wire crossing, the organizers for the latest protest against the destructively loud F-35 jets have mistakenly sent out […]
Political Activist Fights Trump’s Bigotry by Only Supporting Straight White Male Alternatives
BURLINGTON — Ahead of the second round of Democratic debates, Burlington resident Kevin Beverly cited the president’s blatant racism, misogyny, homophobia and xenophobia as his […]
Burlington Introduces First Gated Community For Cars
BURLINGTON – Snowbirds and any others who have ventured forth to Florida and the American suburbs are aware of gated communities. They indeed have a […]
South Burlington Hires Out Financial Oversight to NY Firm Bialystock & Bloom
South Burlington – After multiple inquiries regarding their increased use of “tax increment financing” the South Burlington City Council has admitted to hiring external contractors […]
Local Farm-to-Table Restaurant Increasing Authenticity by Going Bankrupt
BURLINGTON – New local favorite “The Greenhouse,” a farm-to-table restaurant on Cherry St. that has been serving Burlington diners for just over three months, has […]
Maple Creemee Lovers Are the Fastest Growing Religious Demographic in the State
BURLINGTON – New figures from Vermont’s Religious Data, Demographics, and Statistics Survey confirm what many Creemeelites have said for years, Maple Creemee consumers are the […]
20 Trees Worth of Paper Consumed by Newspaper Articles About Removal of 17 Burlington Trees
BURLINGTON – Between the Burlington Free Press, Seven Days, and a few other local publications, an estimated 20 trees have now been destroyed in the […]
Protesters Chain Themselves To the Homeless in Burlington’s City Hall Park
BURLINGTON – The latest move in an escalating series of protests came yesterday afternoon when members of “Keep the Park Green” chained themselves to several […]
Colchester to Rebrand as “Newer, Norther End”
COLCHESTER – The town of Colchester has given up on trying to step out of the shadow of Burlington and will embrace its suburb qualities […]