New England Applies for Federal Disaster Relief Funds After Patriots Knocked Out
BOSTON – The six states that make up New England, two or three of which you might have heard of, have jointly applied to the […]
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Vermont Sends Gift Basket to Iran, Asks to Be Left Out of Revenge Plans
MONTPELIER – The state of Vermont has sent a basket of fruit and cheese to the leaders of Iran, with a note explaining that their […]
Pelosi Plans to Hold On to Articles of Impeachment Until Retirement or Death of Mitch McConnell
WASHINGTON – Temporary President (TP) Donald Trump was impeached by the House of Representatives yesterday, becoming only the third person in US history to attain […]
Trump Signs Executive Order Making “Democrat” a Nationality
WASHINGTON – In what is being billed as an effort to reduce anti-liberalism, Temporary President Trump has signed an executive order recognizing “Democrat” as a […]
Republicans Cut School Lunch For Baby Yoda
SORGAN – Many seemed unconcerned over the Trump Administration’s decision to remove the food safety net from nearly 700,000 Americans this week. The move could […]
Trump Prepares to Pardon Several Turkeys
WASHINGTON – As the national celebrates a day of thanks for the help provided to our earliest settlers by the people we would later exterminate […]
Democrats Call George Washington As Impeachment Witness; Republicans Question His Patriotism
WASHINGTON – As another day of impeachment hearings drew to a close in the D.C., Democrats called a surprise witness in one of the nation’s […]
Trump Memo Proposes Changing Veterans Day to “4-F Day”
WASHINGTON – Showing a level of disrespect to our nation’s veterans not seen since he literally stole two millions dollars from a veterans charity event […]
Bernie Sanders Angry At Not Being Accused of Relationship With Staffer
WASHINGTON – Back on the campaign trail and in good health after a mild heart issue, Democratic hopeful Bernie Sanders has expressed disappointment that he […]
Bernie Sanders defends Benedict Arnold, calls suggestion that he is a British asset “Outrageous”
WASHINGTON – Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is defending American military general Benedict Arnold this week, calling claims that he may be a British asset “Outrageous” […]