Sanders Leaning Towards Selecting Cardi B as VP if Nominated
DETROIT – VT Senator Bernie Sanders is close to selecting a candidate for vice-president were he to receive the Democratic nomination for president, and according […]
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Jeffrey Epstein’s Top Client Dies in Mysterious Suicide Next Friday
NEW YORK CITY – In a shocking development, recently deceased prisoner Jeffrey Epstein’s former client, billionaire Les Wexler, has apparently committed suicide next Friday, despite […]
Political Activist Fights Trump’s Bigotry by Only Supporting Straight White Male Alternatives
BURLINGTON — Ahead of the second round of Democratic debates, Burlington resident Kevin Beverly cited the president’s blatant racism, misogyny, homophobia and xenophobia as his […]
Peter Welch Asks Robert Mueller If Members of Congress Can be Charged with Insider Trading After Leaving Office
WASHINGTON – During the much anticipated Robert Mueller testimony, Vermont Congressman Peter Welch used his five minutes to focus on a tangentially related line of […]
Vermont Musician and Businessman Tapped by Trump to Destroy NEA
WASHINGTON – President Trump has announced that Vermont violinist Michael Dabroksi will be the new director of the National Endowment for the Arts. Dabroksi recently […]
North Carolina Crowd Actually Chanting “Send Her Back” at Melania
GREENVILLE – After stunning and horrifying videos surfaced yesterday of a North Carolina crowd chanting “Send Her Back,” seemingly in reference to Minnesota Representative Ilhan […]
Democrats Narrow the Field By Psychically Merging Candidates
WASHINGTON – The Democratic Party made a cryptic announcement on July 4 that has rocked the political world: “Senator Bernie Sanders has undergone a potentially […]
Women’s World Cup Final: US Loses with 2 Popular Goals, Netherlands Wins with 3 Electoral Goals
LYON – The US Women’s Soccer Team has lost the World Cup to the Netherlands, despite scoring the only two actual goals in the final […]
Nation Fights to Conserve Freedom Resources Over Holiday Weekend
WINOOSKI – Vermont is one of almost forty states being asked to conserve its freedom this holiday weekend. With such an important resource being squandered […]
Struck Down Bernie Sanders Actually More Powerful Than We Can Possibly Imagine
MIAMI – Possible Democrat Bernie Sanders took the stage last night at the second of two primary debates, despite being struck down almost three years […]